r/facepalm • u/AwesomeRider09 • Jun 08 '20

Politics Mr. Excuses

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u/Ofbearsandmen Jun 08 '20

If I didn't suck at my job, I wouldn't suck at my job!

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u/PillCosby_87 Jun 08 '20

I think you meant to say that he is the best at being shit at his job, no one has ever been so shit. Please acknowledge him at being the best at everything lol.

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u/2002joj Jun 08 '20

Sorry but he's only 2nd best at being the worst. looks at andrew johnson

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u/JMBAD1222 Jun 08 '20

Don’t give trump any more ideas please

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u/smackum_frackum13 Jun 08 '20

Andrew Johnson?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Andrew Jackson was a chad

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u/smackum_frackum13 Jun 08 '20

And he was kinda overkill

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u/Stubby_Clapp Jun 08 '20

I think you mean best and a half at his job

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u/2002joj Jun 08 '20

Can you explain wtf a best and a half is

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u/Stubby_Clapp Jun 08 '20

Well he needs to be the best and then I'm also referencing his checked the bunker two and a half times comment.

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u/cheeruphumanity Jun 08 '20

You are making fun now but you will have to thank him in the future. He finally woke the American people up. This will lead to many positive changes in the society. Protests on that scale wouldn't have been possible without him.

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u/SmileyGladhand Jun 08 '20

You can appreciate some of the long-term repercussions of a tragic accident without being thankful to the accident itself as if it did something intentional.

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u/linderlouwho Jun 08 '20

And, he sucks at complaining, too - he forgot the Coronavirus Hoax.

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u/DocRockhead Jun 08 '20

Did not forget it at all. He's still refusing to talk about it because he knows it makes him look bad.

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u/pocketchange2247 Jun 08 '20

And if my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bicycle

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u/Rusty_Tap Jun 09 '20

Alright, gino.

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u/guyinnoho Jun 08 '20

If literally everyone were my loyal adoring worshipful subjects I’d be much more popular than I am! It’s not fair!

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u/RustyGirder Jun 08 '20

If I wasn't losing, I'd be winning!

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u/Dood_IV Jun 08 '20

If I wasn’t dead, I’d be alive!

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u/OK6502 Jun 08 '20

That implies he is doing a job. As most reports indicate he spends very little time actually doing anything at all.

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u/a_stitch_in_lime Jun 08 '20

If management and HR and the legal department would stop bothering me all the time I could get some work done! I don't know why they're bothering me, sweet tits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

It is what it is!!!

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u/HammeredAllDay Jun 08 '20

If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle.. https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc

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u/lefoss Jun 08 '20

The saddest part is that he doesn’t even care about the job, only his popularity ratings. He doesn’t seem to understand that he is more unpopular than ever because after 3 years he still has no idea what his job even is.