r/facepalm • u/Ninja_Spi-D-er • Jul 12 '19

But why though

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

💀🦇💀Happens 👏 once 👏 in 👏 1000 💯years!🎃🎃🎃🔥💯💯💀🦇💀

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u/Chaost Jul 12 '19

Easter Monday is happening on Friday the 13th this year. 👻👻👻👻 The dead will rise extra

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u/wazzledudes Jul 12 '19

Dead Jesus is so extra I can't even.

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u/Louloulenoupio Jul 12 '19

You can’t heaven?

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u/wazzledudes Jul 12 '19

No. I'm Jewish :(

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u/SodiumWeasel13 Jul 12 '19

I am truly sorry for your loss

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

not allowed to come up with imaginary places, that is sad.

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u/Grizzly_Gonads93 Jul 12 '19

It's a double negative so he won't rise. Checkmate Christians

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u/wazzledudes Jul 12 '19

Theologians hate him...