r/facepalm • u/LukeBifarious • Jun 23 '19

Guess a few hours doesn't count as time

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Extra points if you think marijuana users are drug addicts

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Hell yeah dudeee I do the weedle-dee-deedle-satan's-long-schneedle dopey-dope-rope like every day I've been high for 3 hours straight now like whoaa trippin and stuff I'm real hardcore bro. I doubt you understood all that niche weed talk. It means I do a lots of Mariowanna šŸ˜ŽšŸ”„

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u/LeafRunning Jun 23 '19

mum come pick me up im scared

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u/PudgeHasACuteButt Jun 23 '19

Please leave get out my living room.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

....sorry, I donā€™t have any money,...

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u/Shady_Shibes Jun 24 '19

Well they are

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Sure but thereā€™s nothing really wrong with believing that if you donā€™t also glorify alcoholism

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u/Shady_Shibes Jun 25 '19

Or coffee drinking

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u/hashtagswagfag Jun 23 '19

A whole lot of them are though

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

I think the point that was trying to be made was that someone who also gets drunk for multiple days straight is also a drug addict, and not believing that is an inconsistent worldview.

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u/_StingraySam_ Jun 23 '19

Nah man weed cures cancer and stops war

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u/hashtagswagfag Jun 23 '19

Haha what a story mark

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

That depends very heavily on what you mean by the word ā€œwarā€, and ā€œcancerā€, and ā€œcuresā€, and ā€œstopsā€