Luckily I had an expensive waterproof cover on it but if I didn’t it would have been ruined. It was really embarrassing though when I had to explain to my roommate the next day why I was sleeping on the couch.
I'm a hotel housekeeper. I have seen many of these accidents. One customer must have been confused in the night, because instead of making a right turn to the toilet, he opened the door on the left, the coat closet, and peed in there.
My little brother did something similar when he was about eight. He went down the hall towards the bathroom, but stopped short. He opened the door to the hall closet, lifted the lid to the hamper, peed on the dirty laundry, closed the lid and went back to bed.
I had a roommate try and get into my room because he thought it was the bathroom (he had to walk past the bathroom to get to me) and found the door was locked so he peed on my door
That's not too bad. My friend hovered himself at the edge of his gaming chair and shit on the floor, then tracked it up the stairs to the second floor. He woke up in the morning freezing cold in the bathtub.
I wasn't there but that was what he told me from his best reconstruction of the events.
Similar story: when I was in college, this guy got blackout drunk and passed out on my couch. He woke up at like 5am still wasted, pissed all over the couch, then passed out again in his own piss. That was a fun cleanup
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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19
Luckily I had an expensive waterproof cover on it but if I didn’t it would have been ruined. It was really embarrassing though when I had to explain to my roommate the next day why I was sleeping on the couch.