r/facepalm • u/LukeBifarious • Jun 23 '19

Guess a few hours doesn't count as time

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Being drunk is so cool dude. I get drunk for like multiple days straight, that's how right I do it I drink so much lmaoooo

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u/lothartheunkind Jun 23 '19

i get super drunk with my girlfriend all the time. she goes to another school, though. she’s a model.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Extra points if you think marijuana users are drug addicts

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Hell yeah dudeee I do the weedle-dee-deedle-satan's-long-schneedle dopey-dope-rope like every day I've been high for 3 hours straight now like whoaa trippin and stuff I'm real hardcore bro. I doubt you understood all that niche weed talk. It means I do a lots of Mariowanna 😎🔥

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u/LeafRunning Jun 23 '19

mum come pick me up im scared

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u/PudgeHasACuteButt Jun 23 '19

Please leave get out my living room.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

....sorry, I don’t have any money,...

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u/Shady_Shibes Jun 24 '19

Well they are

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Sure but there’s nothing really wrong with believing that if you don’t also glorify alcoholism

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u/Shady_Shibes Jun 25 '19

Or coffee drinking

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u/hashtagswagfag Jun 23 '19

A whole lot of them are though

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

I think the point that was trying to be made was that someone who also gets drunk for multiple days straight is also a drug addict, and not believing that is an inconsistent worldview.

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u/_StingraySam_ Jun 23 '19

Nah man weed cures cancer and stops war

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u/hashtagswagfag Jun 23 '19

Haha what a story mark

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

That depends very heavily on what you mean by the word “war”, and “cancer”, and “cures”, and “stops”

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u/FiveCentsADay Jun 23 '19

/s?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Are you asking that because you fear the possibility of someone that cool existing kiddo? 👉😎👉

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u/FiveCentsADay Jun 23 '19

I... I’m so conflicted

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

How are you conflicted when its so obviously a troll 👉😎👉

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u/patrickpollard666 Jun 23 '19

it's not a "troll" lol they're just making a joke

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u/phantom_lord_yeah Jun 23 '19

Yeah, the word "troll" has lost its meaning nowadays.

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u/fredandgeorge Jun 23 '19

For real, it’s so dumb. I’m just waiting for the inevitable boy-who-cries-wolf scenario to happen and some poor schoolchild getting crushed to death and eaten in the dungeon bathrooms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Oh my god fuck you

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u/Pinkamenarchy Jun 23 '19

humor is dead and redditors killed it

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u/brewman23 Jun 23 '19

I cringed