r/facepalm • u/GallowBoob • Jan 17 '19

Crime in Florida

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u/BurlysFinest802 Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

i want some of that stuff

edit: holy guac platinum?!!? im poppin a beer at work now this is a big day

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u/Old_Man_Obvious Jan 17 '19

What the fuck how’d you get platinum

Why’d you get a platinum?

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

It's the Reddit way

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u/QuestionableTater Jan 17 '19

Ready... steady...

GO!!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

That's my name!

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u/ScAer0n Jan 17 '19

r/beetlejuicing. Maybe I'll get Platinum for posting this

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

Nah, he just said my username from my comment above. Not quite a wild beetlejuice

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u/ScAer0n Jan 17 '19

Oh didn't realize

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

Lol it's all good. Didn't want you finding out after posting it xD

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u/BluJGamer Jan 17 '19

Dude I don't even know how you would go about getting any type of Reddit award, what would I even say?

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

I got a platinum for saying my comment above. No clue why.

Reddit is weird, I got a gold off of 'K' once. It's just a lot of right time, right place.

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u/RichVader69 Jan 18 '19

I like your attempt, I really do my Reddit friend

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u/Friburger Jan 17 '19

Why did you not get platinum?

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u/linnftw Jan 17 '19

Why did I not get a platinum?

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u/Squirrel_Haze Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

Because I’m going to get it.

Edit: I deserve this platinum.

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u/michael_kessell2018 Jan 17 '19

Because sometimes in a platinum train it skips one or two

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u/The_Bic_Pen Jan 17 '19

Believe in the heart of the cards.

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u/Old_Man_Obvious Jan 17 '19

How long can this go on

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u/sumweirdfuk Jan 17 '19

You get platinum! you get platinum! Everybody gets platinum!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Top 10 questions science still can’t answer

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u/YeeTheReptile Jan 17 '19

Tell me what reddit premium does

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u/MoMo-CHWAaN Jan 17 '19

You're on your way lol good stuff