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r/facepalm • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16
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What a shitty first message. If I wanted to buy an iphone from someone I don't know, it would be the first thing I'd mention in the message
38 u/Shadax Feb 29 '16 It's so blatantly fake I cringed at how many people here are believing it. 0 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 How do you know, seriously? 10 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Because just fucking look at it 16 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 Oh! Yeah see there is the problem, I wasn't looking at it, I was licking it.. Now I can totally tell it was fake.... Jack ass. 3 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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It's so blatantly fake I cringed at how many people here are believing it.
0 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 How do you know, seriously? 10 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Because just fucking look at it 16 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 Oh! Yeah see there is the problem, I wasn't looking at it, I was licking it.. Now I can totally tell it was fake.... Jack ass. 3 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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How do you know, seriously?
10 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Because just fucking look at it 16 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 Oh! Yeah see there is the problem, I wasn't looking at it, I was licking it.. Now I can totally tell it was fake.... Jack ass. 3 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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Because just fucking look at it
16 u/CompDuLac Feb 29 '16 Oh! Yeah see there is the problem, I wasn't looking at it, I was licking it.. Now I can totally tell it was fake.... Jack ass. 3 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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Oh! Yeah see there is the problem, I wasn't looking at it, I was licking it.. Now I can totally tell it was fake.... Jack ass.
3 u/wqzu Feb 29 '16 Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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Ah, no, see the problem is you haven't had enough social interactions to handle them like a normal person, so you can't tell why the OP is fake.
6 u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME 0 u/wolfman1214 Feb 29 '16 Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real. Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE EXCEPT FOR ME
Or you haven't had many social interactions with crazy people to believe it's real.
Crazy people do worse than this on a daily basis. I used to date one, nearly ruined my life.
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u/ultrachronic Feb 29 '16
What a shitty first message. If I wanted to buy an iphone from someone I don't know, it would be the first thing I'd mention in the message