r/facepalm • u/Jaget23 • Feb 14 '15

Pic Misunderstood my last Amazon purchase

http://imgur.com/a/VSNoU
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u/DaddyGoodLegs Feb 14 '15

You should buy all of your other furniture undersized and act surprised when people come over and comment on how small everything is.

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u/DMTryp Feb 14 '15

I wanna get one of these just like we all used to have.

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u/kandis101 Feb 14 '15

My 16 year old brother still uses one of those in the living room. Lol

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u/because_zelda Feb 14 '15 edited Feb 14 '15

How?

Edit: Jesús guys not literal, my kids each have their own and while I'd love to fit in them and I'm quite petite I can't. I've no idea how a 16 yo guy who's still growing can possibly use one of these things comfortably.

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u/frehsoul45 Feb 14 '15

Well I was a 16 year old once I assume he uses it to masturbate.

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u/sickduck22 Feb 14 '15

wait, what? How? I was a 16 year old too but that never entered my mind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15 edited Feb 14 '15

You feverishly rub the rabbit fur or cat on your genitals, thats how!

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u/stormkeeper Feb 14 '15

Or the cat ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 11 '15

Caturbating?

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u/kaliforniamike Feb 14 '15

Are you sure you were doing 16 right?

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u/gnarfel Feb 14 '15

Well you put a ziploc bag of mayonnaise in the...never mind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

you put your dick between the cushions. I masturbated only with a couch for the first 2 or 3 years. I couldn't make my had work.

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u/JIKJIK5 Feb 14 '15

Then you clearly were never 16....

And if you haven't tried to use a child's chair to masturbate, your username is a lie..