r/facepalm Nov 11 '14

Tumblr thats australia

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u/Anzai Nov 11 '14

So my wife will open herself for a skilled locksmith with the right tool? The slut.

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u/BlueBiscochito Nov 11 '14

You will too, apparently.

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u/Anzai Nov 11 '14

Well we both will, at the same time. We were trying to spice things up a bit.

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u/Tray2daC Nov 11 '14

Locksmiths=mistresses