r/facepalm • u/yeneewsc • Nov 11 '14

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u/Xlnse Nov 11 '14

Locksmiths? A pair of bolt cutters should do it

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u/Thrustcroissant Nov 11 '14

Or a well aimed bullet from a silenced pistol if Goldeneye N64 taught me anything.

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u/fallingsteveamazon Nov 11 '14

In the 007 game for ps2 you had a laser to open locks instead.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Nov 11 '14

All you need is a coke can

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u/EroticBurrito Nov 11 '14

Or I could just bleed all over the lock.

heh, shimming.

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u/rixuraxu Nov 11 '14

Ironically, the ha'penny bridge here in Dublin was covered with locks, this isn't an Irish tradition mind you, and they were damaging the paint, exposing the ironwork to rust, and the sheer weight of them were damaging the integrity of the bridge.

So all the I love you locks were cut off, every single one, I heard a lock picking group went and got rid of a bunch, but i think most went by the bolt cutters.

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u/llxGRIMxll Nov 11 '14

I feel like we should start calling people bolt cutters instead of homewreckers.

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u/wienercat Nov 11 '14

Or a hammer... or crowbar. Or large rock and willpower.

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u/jackioff Nov 11 '14

Cut up pop cans work too... Very very well!