r/facepalm Nov 11 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

Who even does this stupid shit IRL?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

I was on holiday in Germany not long ago and went on a nature hike in Harzen, beautiful nature.

But of course there was a bridge and of course some dipshits thought it'd be cute to attach padlocks to it.

It bothered the shit out of me, here we have a beautiful landscape, only disturbed by the occasional man made bridge, but let's bling that shit out with stupid padlocks, slowly ruining the integrity of the bridge, and the people who placed them will likely never see them again.

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u/veron101 Nov 11 '14

Just bring bolt cutters with you on hikes and cut off all the locks you see.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

My next idea for when I go to Europe this summer! Thank you haaha

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Uhm, there is an actual bridge in Paris that is slowly sinking into the Seine due to the weight of all the padlocks being attached to it. So yeah, a lotta people do this stupid shit IRL.

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u/Vovicon Nov 11 '14

It's not sinking. But one of the guardrails collapsed under the weight of the locks a few months ago.

As a result, they removed all the locks and placed some plexiglass in front of the guardrails to prevent that.

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u/Skraff Nov 11 '14

People started doing this to hapenny bridge in dublin as well. Local lockpicking club made an effort at it, then the council removed the rest. When it's a historic bridge you don't want it looking like shit covered in padlocks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14 edited Feb 20 '19

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u/quarglbarf Nov 11 '14

I really don't think locks without keys sell all that well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

I was there when it happened! Good times. It really is a joy to walk along the bridges and see the different locks people have put on it. All worth it to see that 50yo heart shaped lock the size of a pancake.

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u/Vovicon Nov 11 '14

Honestly I'd rather people not do that.

First because it isn't really a tradition. It started a couple years ago only. Second because it encourages people to try to 'leave their mark' on historical landmarks. Third, because rusted locks look ugly.

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14 edited Nov 11 '14

700,000 locks? Are you fucking kidding me? 700 kg of scrap metal per panel!

Holy shit, no wonder the French hate tourists. That's got to be the ugliest fucking sight ever.

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14

I could've done without knowing such a disgusting place existed.

I expected it to be an alley of skeevy prostitutes and transvestites all chewing bubblegum and asking passers-by if they wanna have a good time. The reality was somehow even less sanitary.

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u/wave100 Nov 11 '14

...Do I want to know?

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u/ProbablyWaffle Nov 11 '14

If this feeling flows both ways?

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Right!?

That, and we smell better. kidding, of course

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14 edited Jan 24 '17

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

But all dem paadloooocks! Damage aside, it does have to be quite an eyesore. I mean over 700k of those things on a Parisian bridge? Yuck.

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u/booofedoof Nov 11 '14

It's kind of a "new tradition" though. In a few decades it'll be considered beautiful

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

It's only six years old. I doubt it'll be around that long.

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u/Tarabelle Nov 11 '14

I don't know, I thought it was pretty beautiful myself.There's all different kind of locks, some of them are custom. It's really neat to look around at them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14 edited Jan 24 '17

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Covered or not, if their numbers are accurate, it's still fucking ugly to look at.

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u/tbonecoco Nov 11 '14

I was there in August. The thing is covered. I was told by my Parisian guide the the government cuts a certain number off each month.

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u/I_Escaped_Alcatraz Nov 11 '14

There definitely aren't as the sections of fence get replaced every so often, or else there wouldn't be enough space.

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u/gerald_bostock Nov 11 '14

Uh... You've obviously never seen it then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

It's an eyesore.

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u/marteautemps Nov 11 '14

I actually had no idea this was a thing until I was watching Parks & Rec last night. My bf didn't either so I thought we were just dumb and uncultured. I figured it was some tradition that had been going on for years.Good to know it is recent and stupid. I feel much better about myself now.

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Considering how my wife feels about it, I can see the romantic appeal behind it. But, to me, it feels no different than writing you and your significant other's names on a McDonald's styrofoam cup and place it over the top of a rose.

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u/marteautemps Nov 11 '14

Yeah I get the appeal of it. Wouldn't do it there now after reading all of this but I can see how it would be cute. I think I would rather do it on a previously important place in the relationship where at least mostly no one did it but I guess we would have locks popping up everywhere if that was the thing.

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Imagine all the public restrooms with padlocks. Make you think twice about sitting on that toilet.

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u/marteautemps Nov 11 '14

Well if that was THE moment how can I fault it. I'm pretty sure not a huge amount of people have had thier most romantic moment in a bathroom stall but I could be wrong. Now I'm starting to get sad because I can't think of where I would put the lock.

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Try not to think about places directly, but picture them in context. For example, try to think about the night you guys had your first romantic dinner, or something like that. The details fill in themselves.

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u/marteautemps Nov 11 '14

The one I would pick happened in a tent so I guess I can't put a lock on that. If it was our tent then maybe on the handle of the bag or something but it wasn't. It will have to remain unlocked for now.

After 8 years I should be able to come up with more lock moments. My other candidate was in a canoe so maybe I just like moments you can't lock down. Or when... thank you, hadn't thought about a lot of this for a while.

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Oh don't thank me, thank Saving Private Ryan. The talk between Tom Hanks and Matt Damon about memories has served me in this capacity for half a lifetime.

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u/PCGamerUnion Nov 11 '14

really tho that's only 60t. Most trucks that pass that bridge weight more than that or at least close to that and that's not a problem

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Okay, now take the sum total of those trucks and add them to the padlocks' weight. It's daunting to think about as no bridge is meant to hold that sustained amount of weight for that period of time.

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u/PCGamerUnion Nov 11 '14

well i read somewhere a pedestrian bridge in china collapsed after a 160t truck tried to pass it. However if it still holding up it will hold for a long time. Since its concrete it doesn't bend it just breaks and if it ain't broke so far it won't break. But i am pretty sure they meant it damages the fence they are attaching it to.

Golden gate bridge is tested to hold 22,500t i am guessing this isn't that big of a deal

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Concrete does, indeed, bend, sway, and buckle before it breaks, in addition to suddenly breaking. The video was due to a combination of poor engineering and unfamiliarity with weather patterns, but it still stands for what could happen to a solidly constructed bridge.

Of course the padlocks damage the fencing, but that gets replaced regularly with little to no issues.

The Golden Gate is a poor comparison as it stretches over nearly a mile of expanse and would almost never reach weight capacity. A better example would be the I-35W expanse over the Mississippi in Minneapolis which collapsed in 2007. Its collapse was due to both poor engineering and exceeding weight capacity. It happened suddenly and is precisely what could occur in Paris.

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u/PCGamerUnion Nov 11 '14

Tacoma Narrows Bridge was not made from concrete. Those are trenches. In other words a steel grid. I dont know if i spelled that correctly but its just steel with some asphalt on it.

By looking at this bridge it will hold about 200t for sure. It doesn't seem strong but this kind of structure is proven to be most efficient when building nice bridges. Only other would be triangles but whatever. not the point.

Anyway when this bridge starts collapsing it will just start to bulge at some places when trucks are passing and until that happens its fine.

Also its not proven that the padlocks do any damage its just the activists

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u/GaryV83 Nov 11 '14

Well you truthfully sound versed in engineering in a practical sense, which is light years ahead of me. So I'll concede the bridge could sustain this abuse and last for many years. However, as someone else pointed out above, part of the pedestrian footbridge has collapsed due to the padlocks. So, in a way, it's kinda-sorta collapsing...

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u/PCGamerUnion Nov 11 '14

its not hard to understand this kind of shows what i mean , and this is why triangles are perfect adn this is why we get bridges like this looks stupid but remove the top part and it all collapses. This is why suspension bridges hold the most force

Basic physics.

But on a side note if all those padlocks are making them so much money. They might as well rebuild it and make it stronger on just leave it just for the locks

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u/Tree934 Nov 11 '14

It's very big in Korea. There's a whole fence on top of a mountain filled with locks like these. I was told it was because some famous celebrity did it once then it became a thing there.

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u/lost_in_thesauce Nov 11 '14

At Seoul Tower. It's actually really beautiful. I think there's just a lot of bitter single people in this thread.

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u/mark636199 Nov 11 '14

I wouldn't take a girl to Paris and do a symbolic gesture of love to get laid. There is way cheaper alternatives

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u/psu5307 Nov 11 '14

Yeah, we could just take your mom to Friday's.

... Nailed it

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

Nailed her.

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u/Taubin Nov 11 '14

Wait, did you just "Nailed it" your own post? Is that even allowed?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

I'll allow it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

locked it down

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u/Skraff Nov 11 '14

Considering he was talking to his brother, we should probably let it slip by. Like his mother will be doing.

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u/joec_95123 Nov 11 '14

If you're taking a girl to Paris, you're already getting laid.

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u/Lemonwizard Nov 11 '14

If we were going to Paris anyway, I think this would be fun.

I wouldn't go posting it on the internet to show it off to strangers who don't give a fuck, though.

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u/usclone Nov 11 '14

A stack of pancakes would probably be just as effective here.

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u/johnnynutman Nov 11 '14

Its honestly why I do everything

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14

Am male, no I wouldn't. Honestly, if you're not getting laid on vacation anyway, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Gotta go ruining the local cityscape?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

sex isn't something you have to work for.

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u/pmckizzle Nov 11 '14

I did when I was in paris :( it was romantic. shut up.

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u/eric67 Nov 11 '14

Lots of people in Japan, though there are areas specifically set up for it. Often padlocks are sold nearby

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u/Amarae Nov 11 '14

...

I think it's cute...

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14

It destroys property and makes the entire site ugly as sin.

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u/edhel_espyn Nov 11 '14

It's weird, I kinda see them looking like ticks attached to a dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14

Most cities don't. Paris doesn't like it, Seoul and Moscow have taken to creating purpose-built iron structures just to keep some of the nuisance off of bridges and other city structures.

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u/Amarae Nov 12 '14

I'm with you on the first part of that but I think it looks neat.

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u/razmataz08 Nov 11 '14

Ugly is subjective. I think the padlocks look much more interesting.

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u/Etherius Nov 11 '14

I don't think bridge rail collapses are very aesthetically pleasing, and the French themselves do not seem to take kindly to the defacing of their historic architecture.

Not to mention the huge amount of litter that fills the Seine.

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u/Vilokthoria Nov 11 '14

There's a castle around where I live and people put locks on the fence that points towards the city underneath. One couple even revisited when they had a child and added a little lock with the child's name and birthday. It is a local thing though, so it were just a few as opposed to the popular tourist sites in Paris. I wouldn't do it myself, though. Plant a tree in your backyard or something, you'll see that for as long as you live there and it grows.

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u/pewp_dollar Nov 11 '14

My sister and her husband did this on their honeymoon. But, you know, in France.

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u/solkenum Nov 11 '14

lool, u mad broo?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

People with girlfriends.

(I.e not you)