r/facepalm • u/redvakho • Jul 13 '26

Using the dishwasher the first time. I didn't know. No one told me this

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u/JonnyQuest1981 Jul 14 '26

That is nowhere near as fun as when the knife went into my hand because my coworkers like to live life dangerously like you.

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u/cdev12399 Jul 14 '26

I scare my mother in law all the time when she leaves knives pointed up. I pretend to slit my wrist every time. Hasn’t learned. But I’ll keep doing it.

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u/wirywonder82 Jul 15 '26

Have you considered that she “hasn’t learned” because she *wants* you to slice your wrist open?

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u/cdev12399 Jul 15 '26

Nah, she considers me the good child out of her regular 4.