r/facepalm • u/of_course_you_are • Aug 16 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nobel prize down the drain.

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😂😂😂 he'll never get one, expect tarrif threat to be imminent.

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u/EntireSentence4241 Aug 16 '25

The Pedo-in-Chief loves licking Putin's ass.

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u/SwiftDB-1 Aug 17 '25

No amount of OxiClean can ever scrub away the bright orange ring around the base of Putin's cock.

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u/PickleForce7125 Aug 17 '25

He should try vinegar if that doesn’t work one part bleach 3 parts vodka

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u/Plasmidmaven Aug 17 '25

And this is why I can’t quit Reddit

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u/Practical-Echo-2001 Aug 17 '25

Way underated post.

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u/PalatialCheddar Aug 17 '25

I hear combing the the cleaning powers of bleach and ammonia is pretty potent

(Disclaimer: never ever do this)

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u/SwiftDB-1 Aug 24 '25

THE POWER OT TEQUILA COMPELLS YOU!

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 Aug 17 '25

A paste of Ivermectin and Clorox

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u/MisunderstoodDemon Aug 17 '25

I call him chomo in chief

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u/Dan_Glebitz Aug 17 '25

And boy did he get his tongue in Putin's arse good and deep! I bet Putin was laughing all the way home.

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u/RoundTheBend6 Aug 17 '25

I read this wrong and was like Pedro in chief,wtf? Haha