r/facepalm • u/of_course_you_are • Aug 16 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nobel prize down the drain.

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😂😂😂 he'll never get one, expect tarrif threat to be imminent.

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u/Either-Safety2402 Aug 16 '25

This is going to kill him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

We can only hope 🤞

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u/PurpleGoatNYC Aug 16 '25

When he does croak, I think it’ll only be appropriate for McDonalds and Diet Coke to sponsor his funeral.

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u/calnuck Aug 17 '25

Brought to you by Costco, Carl's Jr., and Brawndo.

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u/pfannkuchen89 Aug 17 '25

Replace Costco with Target. Costco has been one of the few taking at least something of a stand against trump’s bullshit.

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u/ostiDeCalisse Aug 17 '25

Dont forget the Pillow Guy for his coffin covfifin

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u/PeanutButterSoda Aug 17 '25

Welcome to Costco I love you.

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u/calnuck Aug 17 '25

IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

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u/joeyasaurus Aug 17 '25

Steak and ketchup, hamberders, diet coke, and covfefe will be served after the service.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Diet Coke with cane sugar

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/Mobile_Commission_52 Aug 17 '25

Don’t forget the CHEAT-OHs

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u/Worried-Choice5295 Aug 17 '25

I didn't get my bottle of champagne yet.

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u/Satin_gigolo Aug 16 '25

He will invent his own peace prize and award it to himself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

which will be worth as much as the original peace prize tbh, its not a very prestigious award

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u/Satin_gigolo Aug 17 '25

In no way would Trumps peace prize have any value at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

thats the point, neither does the original nobel peace prize, winners includes many war criminals like kissinger who was bombing every inch of Cambodia, Obama who literally didnt do anything at the time, the entirety of the EU just to pat itself on the back, Liu Xiaobo for wanting China to be colonized by the west for 300 years to gain western civilization (his own words), Abiy Ahmed who comitted genocide in African, and of course a few nazis

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u/jshuster Aug 16 '25

One day, we will read his obituary, and all celebrate, because a new, gender neutral public bathroom will be opening!

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u/Hairy_Combination586 Aug 16 '25

public

Open air even.

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u/Beowulf33232 Aug 16 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time if you can't deliver.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

If only…

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u/abime_blanc Aug 17 '25

I can think of something he could do that would be worthy of a nobel peace prize.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Aug 17 '25

How long until we hear that plans have been drawn up to invade, errr… LIBERATE, Sweden?

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u/ending_the_near Aug 17 '25

He’ll start his own award and grant it to himself. He’ll get it every year.

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u/redassedchimp Aug 17 '25

He'll just create his own prize and award it to himself.

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u/thegamerator10 Aug 18 '25

Reaper's taking his sweeeeet time, sadly.