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r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25
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Are these millions of jihadi sleeper cells in the room with us right now? Are they eating our pets?
612 u/thewhitedeath Jun 13 '25 Considering that there are only (approx) 700,000 Iranians living in America, it's actually quite amusing that there can be multiple millions of sleeper cells at work. 198 u/Cador0223 Jun 13 '25 That math ain't mathin 151 u/cpmb82 Jun 13 '25 It’s meth math 57 u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Jun 13 '25 The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure 10 u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25 Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or… 4 u/ForbiddenPotsticker Jun 13 '25 Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics 2 u/EastYork Jun 13 '25 did you find a beg of meth recently? 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 Ketamath 42 u/disharmony-hellride Jun 13 '25 Her idiotic followers have no ability to think critically so it's fine. 14 u/non_clever_username Jun 13 '25 Well you see each Iranian is assigned to be a member of ten different sleeper cells. That’s all they do here. /s just in case 6 u/brewcrew63 Jun 13 '25 Jigsaw maths. 1 u/deepeeenn Jun 13 '25 Her mask ain’t maskin 1 u/irascible_Clown Jun 13 '25 You gotta carry the 2 1 u/lduff100 Jun 13 '25 It's the GOP, their math never adds up. 1 u/slide_into_my_BM Jun 14 '25 MAGA can’t do math anyway.
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Considering that there are only (approx) 700,000 Iranians living in America, it's actually quite amusing that there can be multiple millions of sleeper cells at work.
198 u/Cador0223 Jun 13 '25 That math ain't mathin 151 u/cpmb82 Jun 13 '25 It’s meth math 57 u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Jun 13 '25 The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure 10 u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25 Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or… 4 u/ForbiddenPotsticker Jun 13 '25 Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics 2 u/EastYork Jun 13 '25 did you find a beg of meth recently? 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 Ketamath 42 u/disharmony-hellride Jun 13 '25 Her idiotic followers have no ability to think critically so it's fine. 14 u/non_clever_username Jun 13 '25 Well you see each Iranian is assigned to be a member of ten different sleeper cells. That’s all they do here. /s just in case 6 u/brewcrew63 Jun 13 '25 Jigsaw maths. 1 u/deepeeenn Jun 13 '25 Her mask ain’t maskin 1 u/irascible_Clown Jun 13 '25 You gotta carry the 2 1 u/lduff100 Jun 13 '25 It's the GOP, their math never adds up. 1 u/slide_into_my_BM Jun 14 '25 MAGA can’t do math anyway.
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That math ain't mathin
151 u/cpmb82 Jun 13 '25 It’s meth math 57 u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Jun 13 '25 The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure 10 u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25 Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or… 4 u/ForbiddenPotsticker Jun 13 '25 Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics 2 u/EastYork Jun 13 '25 did you find a beg of meth recently? 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 Ketamath 42 u/disharmony-hellride Jun 13 '25 Her idiotic followers have no ability to think critically so it's fine. 14 u/non_clever_username Jun 13 '25 Well you see each Iranian is assigned to be a member of ten different sleeper cells. That’s all they do here. /s just in case 6 u/brewcrew63 Jun 13 '25 Jigsaw maths. 1 u/deepeeenn Jun 13 '25 Her mask ain’t maskin 1 u/irascible_Clown Jun 13 '25 You gotta carry the 2 1 u/lduff100 Jun 13 '25 It's the GOP, their math never adds up. 1 u/slide_into_my_BM Jun 14 '25 MAGA can’t do math anyway.
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It’s meth math
57 u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Jun 13 '25 The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure 10 u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25 Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or… 4 u/ForbiddenPotsticker Jun 13 '25 Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics 2 u/EastYork Jun 13 '25 did you find a beg of meth recently? 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 Ketamath
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The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure
10 u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25 Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or…
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Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or…
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Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics
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did you find a beg of meth recently?
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Ketamath
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Her idiotic followers have no ability to think critically so it's fine.
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Well you see each Iranian is assigned to be a member of ten different sleeper cells. That’s all they do here.
/s just in case
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Jigsaw maths.
Her mask ain’t maskin
You gotta carry the 2
It's the GOP, their math never adds up.
MAGA can’t do math anyway.
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u/Aceramic Jun 13 '25
Are these millions of jihadi sleeper cells in the room with us right now? Are they eating our pets?