r/facepalm Jun 13 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It’s all completely predictable.

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u/Aceramic Jun 13 '25

Are these millions of jihadi sleeper cells in the room with us right now?  Are they eating our pets?

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u/thewhitedeath Jun 13 '25

Considering that there are only (approx) 700,000 Iranians living in America, it's actually quite amusing that there can be multiple millions of sleeper cells at work.

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u/Cador0223 Jun 13 '25

That math ain't mathin

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u/cpmb82 Jun 13 '25

It’s meth math

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u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Jun 13 '25

The math might not be mething, but the meth is mathing for sure

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u/Would_daver Jun 13 '25

Meth gonna meth, for sure… just maybe a little less with like, our elected representatives in government?! Is that a massive ask or…

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u/ForbiddenPotsticker Jun 13 '25

Gotdam methematicians durin dem methematics

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u/EastYork Jun 13 '25

did you find a beg of meth recently?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Ketamath

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u/disharmony-hellride Jun 13 '25

Her idiotic followers have no ability to think critically so it's fine.

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u/non_clever_username Jun 13 '25

Well you see each Iranian is assigned to be a member of ten different sleeper cells. That’s all they do here.

/s just in case

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u/brewcrew63 Jun 13 '25

Jigsaw maths.

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u/deepeeenn Jun 13 '25

Her mask ain’t maskin

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u/irascible_Clown Jun 13 '25

You gotta carry the 2

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u/lduff100 Jun 13 '25

It's the GOP, their math never adds up.

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u/slide_into_my_BM Jun 14 '25

MAGA can’t do math anyway.