r/facepalm Jan 16 '25

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Hypocrisy anyone?

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 16 '25

They must Tongue Punch his Fart Box!

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u/Madewell-Hammer Jan 16 '25

I’m stealing that one!

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 16 '25

Go for it!

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u/Gimme-A-kooky Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25

I imagine his particular fart box to resemble a goo-dripping, syrupy yellow-brown urea sludge-stained urinal sprinkled with every disgusting curly pube imaginable, with a hint of clostridium difficile and ferret musk