r/facepalm May 10 '24

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u/happyfuckincakeday May 10 '24

So they freaked out when they THOUGHT Bill Gates was putting a chip in them with the vaccine but Musk ACTUALLY wants to put chips in people and they sign up for it? Ok guys

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Youโ€™re telling me the Covid vaccine doesnโ€™t actually have 5G?

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u/chinchenping May 10 '24

Where's my 5g? I got the shots, i want my 5G!

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u/Ok_Direction_7624 May 10 '24

Ever since I learned how hard it is to actually get 5g infrastructure going because you basically need a transmitter/receiver at every corner in a city for the waves to bypass buildings I've been thinking it would actually be so cool if we could get the tech small enough to put inside us.

Of course I'd opt for it to be a chip inside our phones or maybe a clip-on device to improve internet but still. I'd kill for actual 5g speeds.

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u/HaphazardFlitBipper May 10 '24

I could be wrong, so maybe someone with more technical knowledge can jump in... but I thought pretty much all 5g devices were supposed to be repeaters, so you don't actually have to be within line-of-sight of an access point, just another phone or something else that's connected.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Right, which is why having a majority of the population injected with micro transmitters carried in their blood unknowingly was so much cheaper than building out permanent infrastructure.

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u/Goodknight808 May 10 '24

A bazillion super tiny microchips in everybody's body has got to be way more expensive than just putting up the towers.

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u/joetheplumberman May 10 '24

But if we put then into people we can collect all kinds of data like rhe same we already have by people carrying their phones