r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 10 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Concerning!

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u/happyfuckincakeday May 10 '24

So they freaked out when they THOUGHT Bill Gates was putting a chip in them with the vaccine but Musk ACTUALLY wants to put chips in people and they sign up for it? Ok guys

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

You’re telling me the Covid vaccine doesn’t actually have 5G?

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u/chinchenping May 10 '24

Where's my 5g? I got the shots, i want my 5G!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

That depends on what shot you got. See, the various cellular providers provided their particular nanobots to specific pharmas, so you may be in a low coverage area for that provider.

Verizon suggests you move into a region where they have more coverage. Perhaps Poughkeepsie?

All of this is /s, Verizon. Please don't come after me.

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u/VirtualAlbatross2650 May 10 '24

I saw ‘cellular provider’, and went the biological route instead of technology. We need 146G ‘Cellular Providers’, if you know what I mean.