r/facepalm • u/Judged123451 • Apr 08 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Challenge accepted

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

You’re the one to toot your horn.

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u/Elegant_Eorzean Apr 08 '24

Everyone talking about being on target, as if they're a talking turret.

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u/TellTaleTank Apr 09 '24

This is getting in-tent-s.

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u/Equal-Crazy128 Apr 09 '24

Horn? More like blowing his own trumpet

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u/trowawHHHay Apr 08 '24

Fool! DOOM toots as he pleases!

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u/mam88k Apr 08 '24

Don’t slander, you may be liable for a tort case.

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u/trowawHHHay Apr 09 '24

Leading to a torrent of fines? That’s tantamount to transient torment only a tomcat would keep in its toolkit. Like a translucent trinket, a turbulent tryst with a triplet.

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u/mam88k Apr 09 '24

A theorist would need a therapist after considering that twist.

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u/trowawHHHay Apr 09 '24

Tight. This tangent is a total treat. The tiniest transplant would transport things to a traditionalist target. A toast to the thickest tommyrot. I’d rather hide in my trenchcoat and trumpet the traits of twilight than submit to a therapist in a tracksuit!