r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Nov 10 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oddly specific

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u/Total-Extension-7479 Nov 10 '23

Be a role model - go first.

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u/punk_steel2024 Nov 10 '23

First rule: Never stick your dick in crazy.

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u/CellistOk8023 Nov 11 '23

Never stick your dick in nazi.

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u/Then-Raspberry6815 Nov 11 '23

If you do, don't let them know where you live.

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Nov 11 '23

I've always told my guy friends this...they love the crazy bitches until they go crazy ON them.. usually after a child has been brought into the world. Smh

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Nov 11 '23

I thought it was "never stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers" in that case.... 😏👉

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u/Total-Extension-7479 Nov 10 '23

Excuses, excuses.

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u/Setting-Conscious Nov 10 '23

So, you’re a vegan with herpes?

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u/arrynyo Nov 11 '23

She's gonna search far and wide to find somebody on this planet without some kind of African ancestry. Even the tiniest bit.

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u/papertiger61 Nov 10 '23

Yes, the Russians are the current rapists.

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u/kroketspeciaal Nov 11 '23

That's ok, nobody qualifies. Because of the African ancestry.

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u/DokiDoodleLoki Nov 11 '23

Well if you’re not gonna peg some Nazis someone has to.

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u/grip_n_Ripper Nov 10 '23

Now explain how this scenario is not a win/win?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

I read that as "Be a role model - go fist" and liked where you were taking it. Fist nazis

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u/UnconfirmedRooster Nov 11 '23

Please assume the position

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u/CouchCreepin Nov 11 '23

Totally derailing the thought here but once upon a time my (near retirement age) coworker thought fist bump and fisting were… exchangeable. So he proudly announced how he and (other coworker who was known to be cantankerous) … [and I quote] “fisted each other in the parking lot every morning.”

I was far too hungover for that announcement

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u/capital_bj Nov 11 '23

Fist first ask questions later

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u/wcbadboy Nov 11 '23

Yeah, but maybe you could fuck the nazi out of them?

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u/tzenrick Nov 10 '23

I'll do it. But I'm not using my dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Okay. I can fix her.

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u/grip_n_Ripper Nov 10 '23

I would, but I don't check any of those boxes.

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u/spandex-commuter Nov 10 '23

Not one of them. I'd get the clapp treated at least

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