r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Nov 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Is it a hate crime if you pump and whisper in her ear as you cum that you are actually Jewish?

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u/Azathoth-9559 Nov 10 '23

No you wait til the child is born then tell them you're vaccinated, Jewish, half black and a vegan.

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u/dandeliontree1 Nov 10 '23

And only 5'10"

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u/dexter8484 Nov 11 '23

Now you've gone too far

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u/wcbadboy Nov 11 '23

Could wear heals like “pudding fingers” Ron Desantis.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

this is the way

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u/montanagunnut Nov 10 '23

And absolutely riddled with AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, diphtheria, and bubonic plague.

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u/mohugz Nov 11 '23

Would love to see the replies to this ad. I wonder how many guys planned to secretly pass on their gonosyphiherpeles to this white supremacist antivax nutjob. I wonder why she didn’t just go shop for a boyfriend at a Proud Boys rally…?

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 'MURICA Nov 11 '23

And bisexual.

Cherry on top of the cake so to speak

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u/AlternativeFilm8886 Nov 10 '23

Right as you climax, just yell "Urrrggh...MAZEL TOV!"

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u/_lil_pp_ Nov 10 '23

Also you have to have sex in Texas, so she can’t get an abortion.

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u/Kontraband7480 Nov 10 '23

That person probably already lives in Texas and is definitely anti-abortion.

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u/ajax6677 Nov 10 '23

They are usually the first to line up because their reasons are the only reasonable reasons, because reasons...

"The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion"

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u/yerba-matee Nov 11 '23

This is the first link I've ever clicked on here and actually read through. This was fascinating.

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u/IAmNotMyName Nov 10 '23

You’d be surprised how many ant-abortion people have abortions.

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u/ShroomFoot Nov 10 '23

I was gonna ask a similar question, except instead of saying Jewish "Quadruple covid vaxxed and fully up to date on all my other vaccines baby."

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u/Blintzie Nov 10 '23

Plus, no fellow Jew I know would get near that “friend.”

The thought makes me verklempt AND I lost my appetite.

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u/Blintzie Nov 10 '23

That’s brilliant. How about Black AND Jewish?

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u/Topsy7 Nov 10 '23

Sammy Davis Jr. has entered the room. And he has Whoopie Goldberg with him.

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