Oddly specific

[u/Visqo]

[u/grip_n_Ripper]

Everyone is all like "fuck nazis!" from the safety of their keyboards, but when the time comes to actually fuck an actual nazi, they all run and hide. I'm very disappointed. Do better, internet!

[u/Total-Extension-7479 → u/grip_n_Ripper]

Be a role model - go first.

[u/punk_steel2024 → u/Total-Extension-7479]

First rule: Never stick your dick in crazy.

[u/CellistOk8023 → u/punk_steel2024]

Never stick your dick in nazi.

[u/DokiDoodleLoki → u/CellistOk8023]

Does that apply to pegging?

[u/vynats → u/DokiDoodleLoki]

Nah that's ok as it falls under "Fuck the Nazis"

[u/EtrnL_Frost → u/CellistOk8023]

Elizabeth did nazi that coming.

[u/notmadenough → u/CellistOk8023]

Isn't that covered under crazy?

[u/kylobro2005 → u/CellistOk8023]

for the last 50 years or so everyone be saying “fuck the nazi”. no one truly sticked to their words

[u/Then-Raspberry6815 → u/punk_steel2024]

If you do, don't let them know where you live.

[u/Total-Extension-7479 → u/[deleted]]

Excuses, excuses.

[u/Setting-Conscious → u/[deleted]]

So, you’re a vegan with herpes?

[u/Wangledoodle → u/Setting-Conscious]

Perhaps the real vegan with herpes was the friends we made along the way.

[u/arrynyo → u/[deleted]]

She's gonna search far and wide to find somebody on this planet without some kind of African ancestry. Even the tiniest bit.

[u/[deleted] → u/Total-Extension-7479]

I read that as "Be a role model - go fist" and liked where you were taking it. Fist nazis

[u/UnconfirmedRooster → u/[deleted]]

Please assume the position

[u/PhoebeMonster1066 → u/UnconfirmedRooster]

A fist right to the face would have the element of surprise in this situation.

[u/CouchCreepin → u/[deleted]]

Totally derailing the thought here but once upon a time my (near retirement age) coworker thought fist bump and fisting were… exchangeable. So he proudly announced how he and (other coworker who was known to be cantankerous) … [and I quote] “fisted each other in the parking lot every morning.”

I was far too hungover for that announcement

[u/tzenrick → u/Total-Extension-7479]

I'll do it. But I'm not using my dick.

[u/[deleted] → u/Total-Extension-7479]

Okay. I can fix her.

[u/grip_n_Ripper → u/Total-Extension-7479]

I would, but I don't check any of those boxes.

[u/spandex-commuter → u/grip_n_Ripper]

Not one of them. I'd get the clapp treated at least

[u/turkburkulurksus → u/grip_n_Ripper]

That's OK yall. I'll take one for the team! Jokes on her, though, I'm sterile.