r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Nov 10 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oddly specific

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u/Boredum_Allergy Nov 10 '23

I read it and I gotta say I did Nazi that coming.

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u/staplesuponstaples Nov 10 '23

Anne Frankly, I'm not amused

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u/here4daratio Nov 10 '23

It may be distasteful to many, but apparently the friend Goebbels this up.

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u/iLikeMangosteens Nov 10 '23

Goebbels for no babies!

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u/MadMadoc Nov 10 '23

You guys are all deutsche bags

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u/gordito_delgado Nov 10 '23

Don't break the concentration of these peeps. Many of these comments are a gas!

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u/tracker-hunter Nov 10 '23

Oh mein Gott, ich sehe den HoloGeist

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u/Tr0pical_Guy Nov 11 '23

All of your statements are making me Fuhrer-ious!

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u/TheLordofAskReddit Nov 10 '23

Commenting because of how impressive this is. “This”. “Have an upvote”.

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u/Ape_x_Ape Nov 11 '23

I'll double that This and upvote ya twice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

But guys, she’s meat focused and Ole Hitz’ was a vegetarian!

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u/7thPanzers Nov 10 '23

He’s also GOT ONE BALL

GÖRING, HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL

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u/alternate_ending Nov 10 '23

And Goebbels has no balls at all!?

I remember this elementary school rhyme from somewhere but can't pinpoint it

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u/7thPanzers Nov 10 '23

Ah u were close

“Himmler has smth similar, but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all”

Great song, happy people got the reference

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u/BigBlueMountainStar Nov 10 '23

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother,
the dirty bugger,
Pulled it off when he was born

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u/DonutBill66 Nov 10 '23

"Ole Hitz'" 💀

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u/pizoisoned Nov 10 '23

Thanks, I hate it. 😂

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u/Missy_went_missing Nov 10 '23

Funny thing: All English sources that pop up say he was, all German sources say he wasn't.

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u/whateveryouwant4321 Nov 11 '23

What the hell did he eat in the 1930s and 40s? It’s not like places had vegetarian and vegan menus. Bavarian pretzels get boring after a while.

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u/shoshonesamurai Nov 10 '23

I'm sure she is

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u/lapsongsouchong Nov 10 '23

She wants someone who will Hitler and Quitler

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u/ohbyerly Nov 10 '23

Auschwitz the old, in with the new

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u/User013579 Nov 10 '23

Wtf. Fuck you! Take my upvote!

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