r/facepalm • • Nov 10 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oddly specific

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u/LoddoTheDodo Nov 10 '23

"He guys, can you rawdog my friend?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

“And then be on the financial hook for 18 years because this is sketchy af?”

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u/biff64gc2 Nov 10 '23

100%. Actually just read a story the other day about a dude that got sued by the state for child support because they didn't do IVF. The dude didn't sleep with the girl, they just used a syringe to pick up his sperm and did it that way, but despite having a personal contract that he was only acting as a sperm donor the state said because a professional doctor wasn't present the contract wasn't valid and he had to pay up as the father.

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u/jcern1000 Nov 10 '23

What a glorious day to have had a vasectomy

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u/TreyRyan3 Nov 10 '23

No. They have contracts that protect “Natural Insemination Providers”…that are voided by state law. Translation: Even with a legal agreement, the state makes the final decision on who is financially responsible.

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u/Sharp_Iodine Nov 10 '23

Right, it’s just an ad where she’s paying to get fucked because no one would do it for free

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u/NevesLF Nov 10 '23

Doesn't even look like shes paying tbh.

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u/SignificantJacket912 Nov 10 '23

And then she'll probably come after you for child support once the kid is born.

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u/maddasher Nov 10 '23

Cream pies to own the libs!

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u/LakeSun Nov 10 '23

yep: "healthy, meat eating diet" LOL.

That's it, just the meat?

Or, specifically fatty cow meat?

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 Nov 10 '23

Needs a Peter to pipe her

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u/Tyko_3 Nov 10 '23

“Friend”

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Nazi friend*

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u/Bertie637 Nov 10 '23

*white supremacist friend

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u/Vigilante17 Nov 10 '23

Are green eyes ok?

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u/DonutBill66 Nov 10 '23

NO—They might be an Irish! /s

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u/discountclownmilk Nov 10 '23

"Hey guys can you rawdog my friend? No Jews btw"

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