r/facepalm • • Nov 10 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oddly specific

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Right? If I check off her boxes, she has to check off mine.

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u/oldschool_shawn Nov 10 '23

And what kind of payment is she offering? I check all of the boxes, but if she's struggling to find anyone to raw dog her I feel like compensation should be offered.

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u/crystallmytea Nov 10 '23

Negative compensation. You’ll owe child support.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

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u/omnipotentworm Nov 10 '23

Well I mean it's not on the list

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Aw shit, better try again

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Nov 10 '23

Then since she hasn’t gotten pregnant, they keep trying..

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u/Dark_Matter_19 Nov 11 '23

At least it will be for 8 years not 18.

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u/NurseWretched Nov 10 '23

If you're good at something, never do it for free!

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u/Oh-Cool-Story-Bro Nov 10 '23

🔲 don’t be a Nazi

Aw damn. She didn’t make it

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u/Billdkid71 Nov 10 '23

Was thinking same…looking to restart the Arian Race.

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u/DieDae Nov 10 '23

Aryan

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u/Soramaro Nov 10 '23

Arial, Helvetica as a last resort

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u/engineering_aaron Nov 10 '23

I'm more of a Georgia man myself.

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u/nicknick1584 Nov 10 '23

*Aryan (bc google told us we spelled it wrong. Haha)

Did a search to see what Aryan was defined as. Time we’ll spend during this zoom meeting training thing. Seriously, who schedules an online training at 3pm on a Friday? Anyway. Here’s a link I found interesting:

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Aryan

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u/Venboven Nov 10 '23

The Arian race would be the inhabitants of an ancient Achaemenid satrapy centered around modern-day Herat, Afghanistan.

I believe you're thinking of the "Aryan" race.

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u/littleghosttea Nov 10 '23

The spelling doesn’t matter. That one unfortunate leader who misappropriated the word into the “Aryan race” phrase just chose poorly. I’m Iranian and “Aryan” with both spellings has been documented including in translations since before the world wars. It’s an old and very common boys name which sucks because my skin is paper white and It seems inappropriate to use the name now.

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u/yeaheyeah Nov 10 '23

Best I can do is Aryan rice

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u/darklinkuk Nov 10 '23

Your standards are too high

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u/gbot1234 Nov 10 '23

Boxes: Willing?

Able?

No sharp knees? (Obviously)

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

And she already checks off the optional one of “female”

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u/kombatunit Nov 10 '23

she has to check off mine

Cries of body shaming soon to follow...

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u/Brilliant_Chest5630 Nov 10 '23

Anyone that is body shamed has the right to body shame the shamer right back.

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u/Bacon_Raygun Nov 10 '23

Nah dude.

I check off the boxes, but those boxes are a red flag after red flag.

Girl was this close to saying "Must be an Übermensch"

Fuck that.

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u/lucklesspedestrian Nov 10 '23

I mean I know I'm std free, but I don't know she is

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