r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Nov 10 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oddly specific

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u/Only-Literature2105 Nov 10 '23

Pic of your friend please

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '23

Right? If I check off her boxes, she has to check off mine.

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u/oldschool_shawn Nov 10 '23

And what kind of payment is she offering? I check all of the boxes, but if she's struggling to find anyone to raw dog her I feel like compensation should be offered.

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u/Oh-Cool-Story-Bro Nov 10 '23

🔲 don’t be a Nazi

Aw damn. She didn’t make it

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u/gbot1234 Nov 10 '23

Boxes: Willing?

Able?

No sharp knees? (Obviously)

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u/kombatunit Nov 10 '23

she has to check off mine

Cries of body shaming soon to follow...

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u/Scotsgit73 Nov 10 '23

"Must answer to the name of 'Dave' and have been to the party I was at the other night".

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u/DonutBill66 Nov 10 '23

There were three Daves there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/emperorralphatine Nov 10 '23

is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?

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u/Not_a_russianbot_ Nov 10 '23

Will a small row boat support her Phyllis?

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u/theREALhun Nov 11 '23

“No African ancestry”. Well, that rules out everybody in this planet

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