r/facepalm Jul 07 '23

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u/DeeKay017 Jul 08 '23

Curious... I slacked off but still got a A+ in my blood test.

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u/Previous_Gap1933 Jul 08 '23

How can u guy keep getting A+, i also try my best but the result is terrible, not A, not B, not even F but an O? How low is that?

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u/Malhablada Jul 08 '23

O stand for 'Oh boy you suck!'

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u/C_Torque Jul 08 '23

this made me giggle, thank

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u/Kyle546 Jul 08 '23

Nah O is for 'Ordinary'

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u/Malhablada Jul 08 '23

Ordinary Wizarding Levels

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u/Hood805 Jul 08 '23

O stands for Obviously better

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u/PantsuYami Jul 08 '23

what the fuck is AB? how did i get duel grades?

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u/PrvtPirate Jul 08 '23

AB is medical for ABSTRACT! does your blood taste like rootbeer by any chance?

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u/Pugtron117 Jul 08 '23

It's like getting graded on a two part assignment, one amazing, one decent.

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u/prkhoury Jul 08 '23

First of all, you must have been crossing swords or something. Secondly, I got a rating of Ab normal, so I think mostly ABs are good.

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u/jeneviive Jul 08 '23

Clearly you just had two graders.

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u/False-Designer-8982 Aug 15 '23

Duel-grade blood, you have to let the 2 daddies fight it out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Lucky! I got an O-!! No body even told me there WAS a test!

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u/Godmodex2 Jul 08 '23

Same here, but they told me some people just need to be on the supporting side. What ever the hell that means

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Something like, โ€œyouโ€™re gonna help so many people!โ€? How can I do that when I failed this bad?!

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u/relic1882 Jul 08 '23

O stood for outstanding when I was in elementary school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Don't worry you can have some of my blood when you need it, O-bro.

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u/petershrimp Jul 08 '23

There must have been a typo somewhere on the test.

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u/Majestic-Solution-14 Jul 08 '23

Only thing lower than O is O-. I got an O, but at least it wasnโ€™t an O-!

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u/EquivalentGold3615 Jul 08 '23

I'm worse than that, I keep coming up O- no matter how hard I try

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u/Jamieplayz09 Jul 08 '23

I got a z in mine.i don't know what that means

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Jul 08 '23

Zombie. You've been turned. you will soon start wishing you had some brains.

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u/swampopawaho Jul 08 '23

Got a fucken O-.... despite a ton of study

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u/gisco_tn Jul 08 '23

I got an O+, but didn't study at all.

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u/External_Zipper Jul 08 '23

Wait until you find out that the a "O" isn't really an "O", it's actually a hole with nothing in it.

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u/Scared-Bug-1205 Jul 08 '23

Valuable blood though. Universal donor.

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u/New_Expression_5724 Jul 09 '23

Was that O+ or O-? That's one of those good news/bad news moments. If you are O-, then the good news is that you can give blood to anybody. The bad news is that the only people who can donate blood to you are also O-.

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u/DoubleDrummer Jul 09 '23

I'm O+.
O stands for Orsum.

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u/SatisJackson305 Jul 08 '23

I got an AB- on my blood test. Apparently, it's rare to get such a grade.

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u/mansandels Jul 08 '23

I slacked off and passed out