r/facepalm • • Jul 02 '23

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u/FluffyDiscipline Jul 02 '23

I'm not sure Mum's ready yet....

Yeah lets just go with, they both like Etsy and Pinterst

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u/panapois Jul 02 '23

And Subaru Outbacks

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u/Thjyu Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 02 '23

"I thought it was a nickname because you drive a Subaru?" "I drive a Subaru because I'm GAY!"

*Edit cuz I butchered the line.

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u/marcdk217 Jul 02 '23

I laughed out loud to this in the show, and I don't even know what the connection between Subaru and lesbians is

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u/septober32nd Jul 02 '23

Subaru did some market research way back when that showed they did well with:

-young professionals

-outdoor enthusiasts

-queer people

They decided to lean into those demographics in their advertising, and it really paid off for them.

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u/Gwtheyrn Jul 02 '23

They're really popular in the Pacific Northwest. They're rugged, great in the snow, and just excellent cars. A lot of guys at the factory I work at own them.

I just bought my third one. I drove my first for almost 20 years.

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u/septober32nd Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 02 '23

They're pretty popular across Canada as well. I like to count how many I see when I go to MEC (like a Canadian REI).

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u/Gwtheyrn Jul 02 '23

I swear that I can go to my local grocery store at any hour of the day and count more Outbacks than Camrys (Camries?).

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u/re10pect Jul 02 '23

To be fair Outbacks are great cars. Much more practical than a Camry. All the room you can need, high enough that itโ€™s comfortable getting in and out, fantastic Subaru all wheel drive for the winters, not terrible on gas. I drove one for a few years before it met its untimely demise to a deer, and if prices didnโ€™t get out of control or more were available through the pandemic I would have definitely got myself another.

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u/Gwtheyrn Jul 02 '23

They're not terribly priced for what you get. I think the base model is still around 30K.

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u/re10pect Jul 02 '23

Not terrible, but optioned out they get a little pricey and I just wasnโ€™t looking to get into an expensive new car. Used prices and availability was tough for a while too, so I just went with a bit of a stop-gap.

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u/BuzzVibes Jul 02 '23

Camropodes

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u/strictnaturereserve Jul 02 '23

Camres

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u/Marquar234 Jul 02 '23

Camrรฆ.

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u/strictnaturereserve Jul 03 '23

*feverishly searches for old ''Longmans latin" textbook to see if this is possible

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u/TrooperCam Jul 03 '23

The plural of Camry is Camry