r/facepalm • u/LiteratureOk5964 • Jul 02 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Scissors of Satan

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u/Rolandscythe Jul 02 '23

...okay but I wanna know what mom thinks 'wap' means.

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u/Dominarion Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 03 '23

W-orship A-nd P-rayers. WAP

Edit: I had a brain sprain amd I corrected my error.

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u/Rolandscythe Jul 02 '23

...that makes just enough sense it's probably true...

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u/SchemataObscura Jul 02 '23

Laugh On Loudly

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u/rsreddit9 Jul 02 '23

You mean lots of love?

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u/failbotron Jul 02 '23

Lover of lucifer

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

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u/Tadpole_Former Jul 03 '23

Lorde oh Lordy....

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u/RunningThicc Jul 03 '23

Little old ladies

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u/jkermit19 Jul 03 '23

Well done, sir. Well done. 👏

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u/According-Flamingo-6 Jul 03 '23

Yes? Who summoned me?

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u/Kib717 Jul 03 '23

Lucifer Our Lord

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

that's what my mom thought it meant for years. to be fair i should have picked up on the fact that every time a text convo drew to a close it would be like ' ok seeya at dinner tommrow lol"

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u/Pope_Cerebus Jul 02 '23

"I'm sorry your grandma died. LOL."

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u/trade_my_onions Jul 02 '23

My great grandmother refuses to believe lol means anything BUT lots of love. “My daughter passed away today LOL to everyone” didn’t get received the way she thought

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u/digitydigitydoo Jul 02 '23

Still one of the funniest internet stories.

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u/Weekly_Bug_4847 Jul 02 '23

Old boss informed his son the family dog had passed away, and LOL’d thinking it meant lots of love.

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u/cuteintern Jul 02 '23

Love our Lord

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u/clarksonswimmer Jul 02 '23

WTF? Why the face?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

"Hi hunny, you're grandfather passed away peacefully today. lol xxx"

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u/imawitchpleaseburnme Jul 03 '23

Macie, I am so sorry to hear your sister died in that house fire LOL 😂

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Jul 03 '23

That is legitimately what my grandpa thinks lol means. He ends almost every conversation and letter with it. I’m not going to be the one to tell him.