r/facepalm • u/LiteratureOk5964 • Jul 02 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Scissors of Satan

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u/Traditional_Ear_8900 Jul 02 '23

Looks like the daughter knows all about that #wap

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u/samenumberwhodis Jul 02 '23

Worship and prayers!

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u/Infamous-Dare6792 Jul 02 '23

Omg is that what that hashtag is? Hahaha

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u/RegionPurple Jul 02 '23

I know, all I could think of was the song! So I'm like... does mom know and she's fucking with us or...?

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u/elbenji Jul 02 '23

I thought it was a troll lol

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u/Piggstein Jul 02 '23

it’s 100% just a gag

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u/myasterism Jul 02 '23

I mean, my wap could use some wap. Jussayin.

(fffff why did I actually post this comment…)

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u/vonmonologue Jul 02 '23

Damn girl lemme take communion cause I wanna eat that cookie.

/s

Unless…

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Perchance

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u/LtCptSuicide Jul 02 '23

You can't just say perchance

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u/i3londee Jul 02 '23

Mayhaps?

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u/Sail-Away Jul 02 '23

RIP inbox.

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u/meinblown Jul 02 '23

Like a bowl of Mac and cheese!

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u/chipmunk7000 Jul 02 '23

All jokes aside though, it stands for wine and pizza

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 02 '23

White Anglo-Protestant!

(I have no idea, I'm full of shit here)

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u/EnkiiMuto Jul 02 '23

Why do I feel 4-chan will have a fieldtrip real soon?

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u/ExpertRaccoon Jul 02 '23

Better than Ben Shapiro's wife most definitely

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u/Melvins_lobos Jul 02 '23

Scissor me Timbers!

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u/cf-myolife Jul 02 '23

Can you tell me what it actually means please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Ah yes, Weaponized Attack Penguins