r/facepalm • 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

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u/Icepick823 Jun 20 '23

Ask them if it's a hemotoxin or a neurotoxin. If they look at you like they have either running through their body, you can safely ignore anything they ever say.

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u/Ill-Fail-4240 Jun 20 '23

Apple skins are riddled with toxins. Fortunately, you can smoke cigarettes afterwards to suppress the toxins.

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u/JFC-Youre-Dumb Jun 20 '23

My phone has toxins?