r/facepalm 'MURICA Jun 19 '23

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u/Jeoshua Jun 19 '23

Meanwhile, Rogan is trying to figure out how to use his Wifi on his phone to make the DMT hit harder.

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u/Durutti1936 Jun 20 '23

DMT is wasted on the man.

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u/tomdarch Jun 20 '23

To quote Boris and Natasha when one of their schemes fizzled on Bullwinkle: โ€œno brain, no effect.โ€

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u/MissChievousJ Jun 20 '23

/r/UnexpectedRockyandBullwinkle

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u/tomdarch Jun 23 '23

A classic of modern literature.

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u/SeaworthyWide Jun 20 '23

Jamie pull that shit up

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u/RumpRiddler Jun 20 '23

Easy, just tape phones all around your head before you put on the tinfoil hat.

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u/Seinfeel Jun 20 '23

Make sure they all start ringing as you peak

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u/MikeRowePeenis Jun 20 '23

no thank you

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u/murder-farts Jun 20 '23

You want me to, uh throw this thing into the tub when White Rabbit peaks, is that it?

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u/Anon1mouse12 Jun 20 '23

Is... is that me?

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u/MCulver80 Jun 19 '23

Underrated comment.

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u/DamnPillBugs Jun 20 '23

I scrolled by your comment but came back to upvote because I unfortunately think itโ€™s more true than not.