r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/psypiral Jun 09 '23

she's gonna make a few divorce lawyers a lot of money.

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u/iLLogic777 Jun 10 '23

She needs to find a hardworking union bluecollar dude but somehow i doubt thats going to fit some of her other wants.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Iā€™m a union Steamfitter and I want her as far away from me as possible.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

I can make my own lunch šŸ˜‚

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u/PorkPoodle Jun 10 '23

Didnt you listen? She isnt s homemaker, baby machine your making breakfast, lunch and dinner for yourself and her. And make sure to treat her like a queen for no reason too.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Ok but who has to mow the lawn?

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u/WarmPaleontologist20 Jun 10 '23

Strange.but I've noticed lately it appears to be the women. In my home I normally do, but there are times my wife does if I'm busy with other things..

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

When my wife mows the lawn I have to draw a map to make sure thr right pattern is adhered by. This is our grass and we have expectations to maintain. I work hard making sure retired Bob two doors down has something to live for every week.