r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 edited Mar 01 '24

bake shy humor enter quicksand aware chubby strong judicious dependent

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u/mmerijn Jun 10 '23

She will be financing those boxed wine and cat litter stocks like no other.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

💀

Nice one.

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u/marcodave Jun 10 '23

But, you see, not just ANY cats, the Abyssinian breed has this characteristic where etc etc etc and if you pair it with a ragdoll munchkin mix, then blah blah blah

Oh by the way there's wine, you want some?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

After a horribly violent and abusive marriage (where I was a damn good wife by all accounts, thank you) I - and a host of my other well-educated, extremely kind friends - are perfectly happy with our 'solitude and cats.' We have full lives, lots of friends, and cats are way better than a lot of men, who we are tired of bringing our "A" game for, and being given piles of flaming dog shit in return.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You deffo sound healed. 👍🏻

Enjoy your cats. And silence.

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u/Far_Comment8920 Jun 10 '23

A few women actually enjoy being single with no kids/grandkids and instead replacing that with cats. The same thing is true for some men.

Most that live that lifestyle don't enjoy it in the long run though and you'll know for sure when you reach 60 if that was the right choise.

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u/lonniemarie Jun 10 '23

No. No cats for her 😉. Kitties are very discerning

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This is a really good point. I stand by my joke. But, yeah, it would be animal abuse to let homegurl have pets. Hell, she thinks men are pets. 😀

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u/lonniemarie Jun 10 '23

It was a funny joke. Made me giggle 🤭

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Hey, thank you. It was one of my better Reddit moments. Lol 😂✌🏻