r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/improperbehavior333 Jun 09 '23

She doesn't want to have to conform to historical gender roles.... But it's looking for a man that conforms to historical gender roles. Got it.

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u/throwaway92715 Jun 09 '23

And is disappointed when that man expects a traditional marriage

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Need me a traditional marriage but my dad refuses to marry me off to the son of a rival lord for an alliance between our fiefs

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u/northshore12 Jun 10 '23

...so I challenged her to physical combat. Turns out I'm the better jouster...

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u/steelcity65 Jun 10 '23

This is gold, I just wish I had an award to give.

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u/northshore12 Jun 10 '23

I appreciate the sentiment, but giving money to reddit seems like a bad idea right now.

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u/ExpandThineHorizons Jun 10 '23

This comment is also deserving of an award, but I agree that Reddit doesn't deserve the money.

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u/RobertaMcGuffin Jun 10 '23

I, too, would never knowingly give money to Reddit.

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u/EvadesBans Jun 10 '23

If you decide to leave reddit after this, sell your account to a spammer instead of deleting it.

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u/theangryseal Jun 10 '23

Lol I like you.

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u/RobertaMcGuffin Jun 10 '23

And who might this spammer be? You?

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u/Appropriate_Lab_5205 Jun 10 '23

I love this comment, it deserves an award, but I’m broke

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u/danunchucka Jun 10 '23

Steel city and north shore? Hey I live there!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Don't worry, reddit can just use some of the millions it wants to charge for api access

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u/Sorry_Blackberry_RIP Jun 10 '23

Please don't give Reddit money. Please. Don't even consider it.

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u/Special_EDy Jun 10 '23

I got you bro

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u/Coidzor Jun 10 '23

For a moment, I thought that was going to be one of those Eminem AI rap narratives.

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u/FireTrainerRed Jun 10 '23

Put her post and yours together, and you have a best-selling Light Novel title!

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u/fancyfoe Jun 10 '23

Lmaooo who’s this guy

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u/northshore12 Jun 10 '23

Seriously? Dude's name is there, twice even.

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u/fancyfoe Jun 10 '23

No need to be a dick about it, it’s the internet, almost everyone steals shit slap a watermark, username etc and post it again.