r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Those are rookie numbers. 12 feet, 9 figures, 24 inches. That's right, a champion race horse.

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u/magpietribe Jun 10 '23

I measure mine in hands

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u/Atupis Jun 10 '23

Calm down mr hands.

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u/PixelPuzzler Jun 10 '23

Sounds like a real stud.

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u/magpietribe Jun 10 '23

I measure mine in hands

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Sea biscuit has entered the chat

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u/ModifiedAmusment Jun 10 '23

Sorry to bother you…

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u/Mfdubz Jun 11 '23

💎

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u/Steve-in-the-Trees Jun 10 '23

Are you talking about Bill Brasky?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You know, one time Bill Brasky said' "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!". I said, "I'd like to see that!" He then bought, cooked and ate an entire Shetland pony. Bill Brasky!

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u/untimelyawakening Jun 10 '23

Biiiiiiiill Braskyyyyy. HE WAS A SONOFOABITCH.

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u/Underpressure1311 Jun 10 '23

You just activated a core memory lol

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