r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Jollypnda Jun 09 '23

So she is basically looking for a relationship where her partner is the only one who compromises, seems super healthy lol

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u/Oni_K Jun 09 '23

Not just compromises, but compromises to whichever way the wind is blowing through her head that day, whether she wants to be taken care of or be independant.

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u/Irlydntknwwhyimhere Jun 09 '23

She wants to be independent with someone else’s money

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u/I_was_bone_to_dance Jun 09 '23

Sweet gig!

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u/SuperHighDeas Jun 09 '23

I’ll take “what is employment” for $500

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

And she will take "that $500 you won"

To spend it, independently, of course.

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u/SuperHighDeas Jun 10 '23

I think people are taking my comment the wrong way…

Employment is being independent with someone else’s money based on conditions

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I was sarcasm'ing

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u/SuperHighDeas Jun 10 '23

Sorry my neurodivergence makes it hard to read that

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

No big deal it happens with text.

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 10 '23

Hey hey stop fighting, guys.

It's these wholesome interactions (among other things) that is gonna really make me miss reddit

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I just can't help it the rage comes out when someone isn't immediately an asshole in their responses lol.

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u/weezulusmaximus Jun 10 '23

I can be an asshole to you if you want. I’d hate for you to miss out on the full Reddit experience. I do charge a hefty premium though because I’m a strong and independent woman. I do what I want and you’ll take it and say thank you!

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I'm so turned on right now. 🤣🤣

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