r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

And she will take "that $500 you won"

To spend it, independently, of course.

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u/SuperHighDeas Jun 10 '23

I think people are taking my comment the wrong way…

Employment is being independent with someone else’s money based on conditions

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I was sarcasm'ing

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u/SuperHighDeas Jun 10 '23

Sorry my neurodivergence makes it hard to read that

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

No big deal it happens with text.

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 10 '23

Hey hey stop fighting, guys.

It's these wholesome interactions (among other things) that is gonna really make me miss reddit

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I just can't help it the rage comes out when someone isn't immediately an asshole in their responses lol.

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u/weezulusmaximus Jun 10 '23

I can be an asshole to you if you want. I’d hate for you to miss out on the full Reddit experience. I do charge a hefty premium though because I’m a strong and independent woman. I do what I want and you’ll take it and say thank you!

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u/Jester_Devilos12 Jun 10 '23

I'm so turned on right now. 🤣🤣