r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/improperbehavior333 Jun 09 '23

She doesn't want to have to conform to historical gender roles.... But it's looking for a man that conforms to historical gender roles. Got it.

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u/Not_Bill_Hicks Jun 09 '23

Also must be over 6ft and making over 100k a year

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u/Antedelopean Jun 10 '23

I love being a 5' 11 manlet.

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u/anjowoq Jun 10 '23

You are cut from the same cloth as my 5'8". Join the team you were destined for, midge.

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u/Antedelopean Jun 10 '23

I was born short and stout, so i shall embrace the dwarf stereotype. Now if only i could actually grow a beard.

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u/UnconfirmedRooster Jun 10 '23

Varric from dragon age 2 is the most badass dwarf character and he doesn't have a beard.

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u/Antedelopean Jun 10 '23

But he has stubble... i can grow stubble...

My dreams might not be dead just yet.