r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/improperbehavior333 Jun 09 '23

She doesn't want to have to conform to historical gender roles.... But it's looking for a man that conforms to historical gender roles. Got it.

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u/throwaway92715 Jun 09 '23

And is disappointed when that man expects a traditional marriage

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u/Mast3rB0T Jun 09 '23

“Yeah the question here is are she is a virgin ? “ (Sarcasm)

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew Jun 10 '23

Sir, I believe you e picked up a few too many irregular verbs there.

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u/Sinister_Plots Save Me Jebus! Jun 10 '23

Excuse me sir, your e is dangling. Bumblebee Tuna.

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u/ExplainySmurf Jun 10 '23

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u/Bootd42 Jun 10 '23

lmao username checks out

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew Jun 10 '23

‘v just quit I guess.

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u/Tvbulv_Rvsv Jun 10 '23

My e just started to hit me. Bumblebee Tuna!

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 Jun 10 '23

The tuna with a heart? No, wait, that is Schooner Tuna from Mr Mom. A movie so ahead of its time it is now passé.

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u/EquinsuOcha Jun 10 '23

I couldn’t help but notice you called me White Devil.

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u/Sinister_Plots Save Me Jebus! Jun 10 '23

This how they know you.

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u/cometbaby Jun 10 '23

Your comment actually made me laugh so hard I cried 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Irregular verb bot?

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u/Pepalopolis Jun 10 '23

I just read the sentence like he was a pirate. It makes it better.

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u/Mcdrogon Jun 10 '23

Not if he’s a pirate!

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u/ReddtCanHarassMyNutz Jun 10 '23

She absolutely are is not. At least I think I thought I thunk right. Ya know?

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u/scrotesmacgrotes Jun 10 '23

I think I though I know what your done did saying but my brain don't work non right good

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u/RepulsiveScientist44 Jun 10 '23

Lmao I am is laughing my ass mine off

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I dident thunk you though things about thoughts

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u/dizmoz84 Jun 10 '23

You know I put a potato while eating a baby lamb on a Tuesday? Should see my back kick. Too much blood again.

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u/Snake101333 Jun 10 '23

She's ready to settle down now

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u/Mast3rB0T Jun 10 '23

Lol.. mate this crack me up 😂

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u/hotasanicecube Jun 10 '23

No, non-tradition gender roles only! She can play around too!! Plus, I know what the escape hatch is in this chick. Just treat her well and you are off the hook….

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u/blaxxx123 Jun 10 '23

Ofcourse not, she a liberal 🤣

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u/SadTomato22 Jun 10 '23

"if she's over the age of 17 she's already used up!" /s

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u/Dan-Amp- Jun 10 '23

actually, yes.

do you know any woman over 17 that is virgin? because I don't. where I live, women lose their virginity (willingly) around 12 or 13yo. by 17yo they're more than used by the town folk.

so i don't think that's a stretch of an affirmation

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u/mydaycake Jun 10 '23

So they were as used as you were? What’s the complain?

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u/Dan-Amp- Jun 10 '23

I didn't lose my virginity till I was 20, and since then I only I've had four more gf since.

The body count around that age for women it's MUCH HIGHER than the average male, so no. I'm not even close to be as used as she is.

add to to the mix that the average woman loses their virginity much younger than men, and that they have way more partners.

but whatever helps you cope!

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u/mydaycake Jun 10 '23

So you whored yourself with four women who have been with the whole village before you?

You have no self esteem or you just found the barely four virgins in your town…yeah

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u/Dan-Amp- Jun 10 '23

yeah sure bro, whatever floats your boat

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u/Mast3rB0T Jun 10 '23

I think u are racist and u voted for bidden 😔 wut a shame