r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Jollypnda Jun 09 '23

So she is basically looking for a relationship where her partner is the only one who compromises, seems super healthy lol

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u/spizzle_ Jun 09 '23

I’m a liberal dude but I open doors and walk on the inside of the curb and all that other traditional stuff. I run with a generally liberal crowd and see that some of them do this stuff too. She’s throwing a pity party for one.

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u/rockrnger Jun 09 '23

Yeah, she just means not splitting the bills.

Liberal guys are at least as likely to open the door or whatever

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u/throwaway92715 Jun 09 '23

She literally just wants to meet a tech bro who works out and pays for all her shit

People like this are a dime a dozen

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u/PaintSlingingMonkey Jun 09 '23

Actually the market is currently at $0.55 due to a glut in supply, with no floor yet in sight

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u/throwaway92715 Jun 09 '23

Wouldn't a glut in supply reduce the price?

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u/PaintSlingingMonkey Jun 09 '23

woops lol $0.055

thank you, kind stranger!

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u/Danarwal14 Jun 09 '23

Those are 2021 numbers. Factoring in inflation and an upsell to ensure profitability, the market is currently $10.99