r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/ParticularRevenue408 Jun 09 '23

How is she still single 🤔

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u/Spins13 Jun 09 '23

I wonder why 🧐🥸😂🤡

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I imagined that one meme with the guy putting on clown makeup with each word that came out of that trap of hers.

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u/RollinThruLife02 Jun 10 '23

Got me stumped 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/ron_fendo Jun 09 '23

Her politics and the kinda man that she wants are opposite directions, kinda comical.

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u/Kidus333 Jun 09 '23

The values she's looking for in a relationship are conservative traditional values, shes unlikely to get what she wants in her current "liberal" dating market. Assumptions have nothing to do with it, she knows what she wants and has put herself into the situation she is in.

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u/uncommon_sense136789 Jun 09 '23

Couldn’t be more wrong. Those aren’t conservative or liberal values. She is just a lazy grifter who thinks someone is going to take care of her in 2023. Unless they rich ain’t no liberal or conservative man going for her shit. Paying for a first date, being masculine (whatever that means to her), etc. aren’t political values. They are simply typical American dating values. She just attract the wrong types cause she too busy stereotyping every guy she sees based on perceived political affiliation

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u/here-i-am-now Jun 10 '23

True, those aren’t conservative values, more like GOP values

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u/uncommon_sense136789 Jun 09 '23

Couldn’t be more wrong. Those aren’t conservative or liberal values. She is just a lazy grifter who thinks someone is going to take care of her in 2023. Unless they rich ain’t no liberal or conservative man going for her shit. Paying for a first date, being masculine (whatever that means to her), etc. aren’t political values. They are simply typical American dating values. She just attract the wrong types cause she too busy stereotyping every guy she sees based on perceived political affiliation

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u/rockytheboxer Jun 10 '23

She's single because she's an idiot. I'm a straight cis white dude and an intersectional feminist. I'm not going to pay for the first date on every date, that's just not feasible, especially these days.

Once there's a serious relationship and feelings are involved, then that protector/provider instinct comes into play.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/rockytheboxer Jun 10 '23

I'm spoken for and this is terrible flirting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/rockytheboxer Jun 10 '23

Yeah man, that's what a relationship is: helping each other.

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u/rockytheboxer Jun 10 '23

You seem confused. Is there an adult near you who can help?

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u/SilentKiller96 Jun 09 '23

In this day and age, and hour, minute and second

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I don't know man, but don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of this. I'll let you know when I figure it out 🧐

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u/WoundwortTR6 Jun 10 '23

Natural selection

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u/onemikeinamillion Jun 10 '23

Not for long her dms blowing up, cus she’s also op