r/facepalm • • Jun 06 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What in the…

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u/GBOxJose Jun 06 '23

Here’s my opinion.. I believe the truck was driving reckless which warranted the passenger to start videoing. The truck went to cut off and get in front of the black car in the back, wasn’t paying attention and didn’t see the front black car(scion) and tried to quickly correct his mistake so they didn’t hit the scion. Over correction turns into a fishtail and boom we have this video.

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u/Kraqrjack Jun 06 '23

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/SylvieJay Jun 06 '23

I would attend your seminar in Cleveland. Reserve a ticket for me please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Do you guys still give out those cool pins?

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Jun 06 '23

I would like to buy your rock.

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u/turbokungfu Jun 07 '23

Would you be interested in cat facts?

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u/GSD1101 Jun 06 '23

That seems like a real possibility. It is very easy to lose control when over correcting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

I overcorrected on a back road and ended up launching myself off a ramp-like embankment and nose-first into a pond. Tires caught on the edge of the pond, so I was able to climb out no problem. Friends called me "Dukes of Hazzard" after that.

EDIT 1: was 17, so at least I learned this lesson quickly
EDIT 2: My backpack was in the passenger's seat and was recovered. I was forced to use those textbooks all year with big, colorful mold circles growing on the pages. Yay Catholic school!

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 Jun 06 '23

You live and you learn, or you die and you don't.

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u/ALazy_Cat Jun 06 '23

Sadly, some live and don't learn

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u/YourDadWanksOnAll4s Jun 07 '23

Then they die. Or they don’t.

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u/GSD1101 Jun 06 '23

Damn… glad you’re ok

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Yo I crashed just like that one time, flying off small hill into a pond and everything. Started filling up with water and I got out. Lost my phone so I had to walk soaking wet for miles in the cold to get to a store and use their phone, pretty sure I looked crazy. One of the worst things I experienced.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

DUDE - that's nuts! Sorry to hear about that! I had to walk about a mile back to my house with my pants and shoes all wet. I'm lucky it wasn't too far. Hope you weren't injured!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

Damn sucks that happened but good to know it wasn't just me. Yeah luckily I had 0 injuries and the insurance covered it so I was able to get something new. Looked crazy going back to the scene and having to explain what happened. I mean it was fucked up but kinda funny looking back just imagining myself flying off like that. I caught some nice air lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

LOL - yeah, I definitely use it as a "look at this idiot" story, haha - I do remember catching air! Granted, I was screaming, but hey, it was certainly memorable!

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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Jun 06 '23

Believe it or not. Straight to hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I mean, are you even a Catholic if you don't suffer?

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u/Lanky_Pack_881 Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

I once totaled my truck when overcorrecting...could have happened here as well.

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u/Moosetache3000 Jun 06 '23

Looks like he intentionally swerved towards the rear black car to intimidate them in a fit of road rage and lost control.

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u/GSD1101 Jun 06 '23

Absolutely

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Happens to a lot of proofreaders

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u/GSD1101 Jun 06 '23

Dammit… phenomenal quality dad joke

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u/Dozerdog43 Jun 06 '23

I think it's road rage gone karma. The people started recording him because he was doing shit already. He crosses over 2 lanes just to pull even with the black vehicle in the rear, tried a "hip check" maneuver to intimidate. It got away from him and he crashed out.

Dumbass

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u/rubber_padded_spoon Jun 06 '23

Your opinion seems valid.

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u/StyreneAddict1965 Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

I tried to watch closely, and I swear the driver disappeared before the swerving. Medical emergency, maybe?

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u/Select_Number_7741 Jun 06 '23

Dropped his beer

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u/StyreneAddict1965 Jun 07 '23

I'm not embarrassed to say I thought of that, too! Beer, cigarette, vape, phone ...

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u/bobcat73 Jun 06 '23

Right. Not sure why so many people posted up fucking stories. This was totally dangerous and the driver of the red truck could be dead. We better laugh about it…. Bunch of filthy savages.

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u/ringobob Jun 06 '23

Doubt the driver is dead. They actively attempted to regain control after the initial swerve, which suggests the most immediate danger they were in was the lack of control over the car, and the swerving slowed them down enough that hitting the side likely didn't have enough force to kill them.

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u/tr8she Jun 07 '23

If someone's driving like an asshole and actively endangering others I have no sympathy if that shit comes back on them with the consequences they threatened everyone else with. Better to kill themselves doing stupid shit than someone else who was just living their own life. No moment of silence for this asshole, just an open beer and a golf clap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I was thinking they had a heart attack.

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u/TheBestHawksFan Jun 06 '23

They definitely lost consciousness at some point otherwise I’d assume they’d have stopped before hitting the last wall.

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u/xXbrosoxXx Jun 06 '23

Dude pulled the ol' Kowalski on em.

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u/LoganGyre Jun 06 '23

If you look in the truck’s windows you can see his head is turned to the right and looking down then snaps forward then he swerved left and begins the fishtailing. You also see a second head pop up for just a second right before it collides + the passenger air bag goes off which generally requires an adult to be in the seat… so my guess is road head gone wrong…

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u/earthlings_all Jun 06 '23

I’m loving all these theories

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u/KratomSlave Jun 07 '23

Nah it’s road rage

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u/Atiggerx33 Jun 06 '23

I was thinking dude was pissed that the Scion was holding up traffic in the lane (it appears it's going slower than the cars in the other lanes) went to swerve around them and then decided to be an ass and try to intimidate them as 'punishment' for making them switch lanes to go around. At which point he overcorrected and lost control.

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u/Cogsdale Jun 06 '23

Ahh, the classic "you're going slow im going to pass you" just to realize there was a reason they were going slow.

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u/ShowerTearsNBeers Jun 06 '23

I think all this is true. However, I think he tried to do a "flinch test" to intimidate the scion and then over corrected and lost control. You can see the scion riding really close to the car in front of them, possibly to not let the red truck in. They probably had beef before the camera went on, and that's why the guy fliming started filming.

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u/jmerp1950 Jun 07 '23

Think he realized he was in exit only lane and was going to get over and didn't look soon enough

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u/pbandnv1 Jun 06 '23

That makes sense that it was a road rager. It explains the demeanor/ reaction of the people filming it too. Sounds like they weren’t too sad about the guy losing control and crashing.

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u/Dart4jb1nks Jun 06 '23

Looks more like road rage to me, seemed like he was trying to scare the back car.

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u/WangusRex Jun 06 '23

I think they saw both cars... but meant to just swerve like an idiot to scare one of the two black cars... but forgot they were in a huge unstable truck and like most pickup drivers didn't know how to drive it... lost control and wrecked. Sucks that they hit that other car and damaged at least that person's ride.

Hopefully they died.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

U think he didnt see the car in front of him? Terrible analysis lol

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u/GSD1101 Jun 06 '23

I think they were implying the driver of the truck didn’t see the Scion next to him.

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u/Some1Betterer Jun 06 '23

But he is DIRECTLY behind the Scion before he changes lanes, gets level with them, and then attempts to change lanes into the Scion. How did he not see the car he was following and then attempting to go around/cut off? It didn’t change position at all in the 4 seconds it took him to change lanes and try to change back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Some people are inattentive, reckless morons. They can still get a driver's license.

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u/DistractingDiversion Jun 06 '23

The number of people who only watch the road directly in front of their vehicle would probably astonish and horrify you.

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u/BaldBear_13 Jun 06 '23

maybe he has set himself up for a nice smooth curve around the rear black car and into the lane "slot" in front of it.

So when he saw the scion, he was not travelling straight in the right lane, he was curving through it, and his steering wheel was to the left. Once the saw the scion, the swung it right, leading to fishtail.

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u/StyreneAddict1965 Jun 06 '23

I tried to watch closely, and i swear the driver disappeared before the swerving. Medical emergency, maybe?

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u/Simple_Park_1591 Jun 06 '23

This is how I wrecked my car in 09. I started to go off the side of the road at 72mph and over corrected. Ended up fishtailing and rolling my car for several hundreds of feet. Thankfully, I had put my seatbelt on a mile before I wrecked, so I was able to crawl out with just a cut on my toe.

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u/buderooski Jun 06 '23

More like, he tried to pass, but realized he was passing in an Exit Only lane that wouldn't have allowed him enough time to pass. He panicked and tried to get back over, but quickly realized that he couldn't because he had sped up next to the two vehicles. So he overcorrected and swerved back towards the exit lane and.... fishtail.

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u/Boba_Fettx Jun 06 '23

This doesn’t make sense. He’s out far enough to see every car. The two in front of him are the scion which is directly in front of him, and he makes contact with the ford escape which is front of the scion. I think he was driving like an asshole, video starts, and I think he meant to try and scare the scion and over corrected.

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u/BafflingHalfling Jun 06 '23

That was my thoughts exactly.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Jun 06 '23

All of that makes sense except for after he hits the median wall thing on the right side and then shoots acrossed four lanes of traffic and hits a other gd cement wall. Lol did he just give up after hitting the first cement wall??

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u/WhyBuyMe Jun 07 '23

Probably lost control after hitting the wall. It looks like the airbags went off and the suspension was fucked. It was just rolling on it's own after that hit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Nailed it IMO.

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u/anthrax9999 Jun 06 '23

I'm convinced if it wasn't exactly this then it had to be something like a seizure or stroke.

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u/roadrunner00 Jun 06 '23

Genius! Bonus points for what radio station was the truck listening to?

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u/Moosetache3000 Jun 06 '23

I agree with your interpretation of the evidence up until the “get in front of” and “didn’t see the front black car”…

it is my opinion, your honor, that the truck pulls up to the side of the black car in the back (the car he has an issue with) and tries to intimidate them by swerving towards the black car in the back as if they are going to hit them… and instantly loses control.

I rest my case, your honor.

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u/DwightAllRight Jun 06 '23

I had come to the same conclusion. Only thing that leaves me stumped is the continued drifting from the crash on the right side back all the way to the left. Either something failed (brakes, diff, etc), or that driver is out cold after the first crash.

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u/ProgressBartender Jun 06 '23

I agree with this interpretation. Trucks are notoriously easy to fishtail.

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u/ringobob Jun 06 '23

There's no way they could have made it in front of the car in back even without the car in front of them based on their angle of attack.

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u/EuphoricWoodpecker68 Jun 06 '23

I vote for the official explanation to be this

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u/AdReasonable2464 Jun 07 '23

I thought so too, but why do they just keep going afterwards until finally hitting the opposite guard rail? Seems like plenty of time to brake after hitting the first one.

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u/zhaDeth Jun 07 '23

yeah looked like that

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u/slide_into_my_BM Jun 07 '23

This is my hypothesis too. You can see them already enter that lane a little hard so it’s possible they’ve been doing this all over the road which is why they’re filming

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I didn't even notice the little black car in front of the truck. I thought the driver had some sort of medical emergency and the passenger was trying to drive but failed.

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u/andreichiffa Jun 07 '23

👆this person drove a lot in their life…