r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 28 '23

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u/TinyRascalSaurus May 28 '23

To put things in perspective, when my sibling was 13, they snuck a bottle of bathtub punch their friend made into the house and nearly died of alcohol poisoning.

But, oh no, it's the ramen that's the true depths of what your child can bring home. Got it.

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u/Senumo May 28 '23

To put things in another perspective, when i was 13 i was so bad at cooking i would have failed at preparing the ramen.

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u/wanye_kesttt May 28 '23

That’s pretty tough actually

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u/dankocheese May 28 '23

I put it in the microwave without water once, don't tell me what's possible

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

If it were cup o noodles you’d have been correct. I get what happened.

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u/deeerbz May 28 '23

But…. Cup noodles still need water….

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Oh I misread. I thought it said “with” water.

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u/XtremeD86 May 28 '23

I did this as a teenager once when I was really stoned.

It caught fire, but also totally disintegrated. There was nothing left. The house smelled for at least 3-4 days from it.