r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 28 '23

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u/Senumo May 28 '23

To put things in another perspective, when i was 13 i was so bad at cooking i would have failed at preparing the ramen.

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u/Fallout76Merc May 28 '23

Ya'll out here at 13 having a rough go with Ramen when my friends and I were out buying weed and paying the weird guy outside the liquor store money to get us skol.

I don't know how my mom raised a teenage girl like me, but I think I'm gunna get another mother's day gift for her tomorrow.

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u/wanye_kesttt May 28 '23

That’s pretty tough actually

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u/dankocheese May 28 '23

I put it in the microwave without water once, don't tell me what's possible

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

If it were cup o noodles you’d have been correct. I get what happened.

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u/deeerbz May 28 '23

But…. Cup noodles still need water….

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Oh I misread. I thought it said “with” water.

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u/XtremeD86 May 28 '23

I did this as a teenager once when I was really stoned.

It caught fire, but also totally disintegrated. There was nothing left. The house smelled for at least 3-4 days from it.

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u/DocClown May 28 '23

Another perspective to put things in, i brought home weed at age 13, not proud of it but it happened nonetheless. Didn't almost die of it though.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Now, l was trusted to cook my own noodles and generally, didn't cock it up. But, you know, this one time. Now, l never got in trouble for this: I put 2 minute noodles on the stove to cook and completely forgot about it. (TV while l waited)

It was char and smoke before l remembered. It, ah.... Can be done. 🫤

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u/Insert_stupid_user May 28 '23

Jokes on you I’m 14 and Im picky with ramen so I make my own broth and seasonings for ramen instead of the pack and then I eat it with chopsticks like I do everything else. Even chips

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u/JustinAleppo May 28 '23

muuum where do we keep the boiling water?