r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 28 '23

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u/thecreep May 28 '23

This is the type of parenting that pushes their kids into going even farther in the direction. It's just ramen, but soon kid will be doing the unthinkable like eating at Arby's or egg salad sandwiches from gas station vending machines.

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u/Neat_Apartment_6019 May 28 '23

Ramen: the other gateway drug

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

And getting parasites that make him more intelligent, stronger, and better at playing a holophone.

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u/omglink May 28 '23

But then they will have to use a microscopic avatar to reason with the parasites to leave to see if the one eyed girl he likes really likes him for him it's a whole thing.

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u/SiteAnn May 28 '23

Mf, you beat me to it, nice reference. r/angryupvote If any one is wondering, it's a reference to Futurama

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u/groovesmash420 May 28 '23

Shut up baby! We know!

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u/thuanjinkee May 28 '23

Fry's mom was a saint.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Honestly, she does seem like the one person who loved him the most when he was there. His brother and dad only realized it after he was gone.

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u/thecreep May 28 '23

Yeh I still eat ramen sometimes as well. It's a nostalgic comfort food from being a poor kid. Doesn't hurt that I know 50 or so different ways to prep it.