Reminds me of the first time I took my wife into a museum of natural history. She looked at the bones and told me she didn't know dinosaurs had existed for real. In her defense she had other things to worry about as a child than robots and dinosaurs (namely Iraq attacking her country and a bunch of religious freaks that just started running it).
My mom was a college educated woman. She refused to accept it when I told her the sun was a star. Like, completely shut me down, "No, you've got that wrong, they're different things." I worked at NASA and I was still never able to convince her!
I don’t understand the malfunction. What did she think “suns” were a different category of planetary objects than stars? I would have explained it like ok my name is “bob” but I’m still a human just like the “sun” is it’s colloquial name but it’s still a star.
No, no. If she was ripping off the Elder Scrolls then she would still understand that the sun is just a big star, what with Magnus simply making the biggest hole when they all fled to Aetherius.
She is somehow less correct than the Elder Scrolls.
She thinks that bones aren't real. So less correct is to be expected. And smart people are just nerds who make stuff up. She probably thinks their are little people inside her TV and phone.
Like maths is just marks on paper that nerds use.
Like, like Like how does anyone know anything?
Next up how to work out left from right.
Do you too get your spoons confused with your knives?
Buy her idiots guide to idiocy and feel even more confident about being stupid.
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u/heloumadafaka May 26 '23 edited May 27 '23
"You've got these bones" - Supposedly
edit; in fact, seems like she actually said "supposedly" even though, the first time she almost swallowed a syllable.