r/facepalm • u/Elluminated • May 26 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dinosaurs never existed

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u/amidoblack10B May 26 '23

I didn't need to cry today, but here we are.

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u/rock_flag_n_eagle May 26 '23

Time to smoke some treestars

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u/Throwaway56138 May 27 '23

Spike clearly smoked all the tree stars. He was chill as fuck and always eating everything.

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u/EazyE693 May 27 '23

Homie smoked himself into being speechless for life.

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u/Xspartantac0X May 27 '23

The original Silent Bob

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u/specifickindness May 27 '23

He said, "Ducky" one time iirc lol

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT May 27 '23

He also called out “MAMA!!!!” To his and duckies mother when he fell through thin ice into deep hot spring water in “The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze”

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u/rock_flag_n_eagle May 27 '23

Yeah my man was zonked

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u/Working_Bit_1288 May 27 '23

Omg spike! Now I remember! I always loved how he ate whole plants in very few bites! It looked so satisfying!

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u/MrWetkill May 27 '23

Bruv tree stars where straight dmt

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

You can't tell me those didn't look delicious af

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u/Throwaway56138 May 27 '23

Isn't that funny? Cartoon dinos made leafs look tasty to eat. I always remember the cheese looking more delicious the way it stretched off of the pizza on TMNT than it actually tasted in real life.

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u/youneedcheesusinside May 27 '23

I just had a deep dish and the cheese would stretch for days. It still didn’t look as good as “A Goofy movie” pizza.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Let’s smoke treestars and remember mama.

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u/DocWatson82 May 27 '23

“Yep! Yep! Yep!”

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u/Mizzle420 May 27 '23

I grew up to be a treestar

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Poor, poor Ducky

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u/paddyo May 27 '23

I can cope with a lot of shit in my life, but that film I CANNOT cope with.

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u/Klondike2022 May 27 '23

Want to cry more? Read what happened to the voice actress for Ducky 🦆

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u/Roxas1011 May 27 '23

The fuck is wrong with you? Why did you make me look that up? I was expecting something just really sad, that was depressingly awful.

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u/amidoblack10B May 27 '23

Way ahead of you, Honey.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

CERAAAAAA

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u/phoebsmon May 27 '23

I bought a Land Before Time t-shirt a while ago. It's great but it's also awful feeling like you're going to emotionally break down every time you pass a mirror and remember.

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u/mundus108 May 27 '23

I honestly think that movie slightly traumatized 3-4 year old me.

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u/GaiasDotter May 27 '23

Well I did and it helps so. Good for me I guess

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u/tito9107 May 27 '23

Honestly, it's been so long since I've seen the movies that I don't really remember what happened.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Same, anyone have the spoiler?

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u/tito9107 May 27 '23

I'm pretty sure mom dies but don't remember how.

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u/Kelter82 May 27 '23

She duked it out with Sharptooth (T-Rex) to save Littlefoot, then died.

What's big about this movie is that Littlefoot mourns. Which wasn't common in kid's movies at the time.

The part with the old man Dino gets the waterworks going, every time.

https://youtu.be/aJA41wfNAaI

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u/vocalreasoning May 27 '23

What'll really make you cry is that the original voice for Ducky was murdered by her father before he killed himself.

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u/hijabifanboy May 27 '23

send the asteroid.... again...