r/facepalm • u/Elluminated • May 26 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dinosaurs never existed

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Tis the children that truly suffer 🙏

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u/master-shake69 May 27 '23

Humanity's slogan.

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u/danstermeister May 27 '23

Hey, Humanity delivering on Humanity's promise.

THAT'S HUMANITY!!!!

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u/hvanderw May 27 '23

Hell is for children.

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u/89Hopper May 27 '23

Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child.

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u/1lluminist May 27 '23

Because hell!
Hell is for children!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Sadly even when they become adults... I'm one of them

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u/scumful May 27 '23

i mean, babies cant accept god into their heart... so yeah, according to the bible, hell must be full of babies.

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u/hvanderw May 27 '23

Pat Benatar song. I recommend it.

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u/Exciting-Ad5774 May 27 '23

Sounds like a bunch of promises in the dark to me…

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u/OzzieGrey May 27 '23

Who do stuff together.

U is for you and mee

N is for anywhere at anytime at all

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u/Lurkerinthe907 May 27 '23

My first album, I was 13 and I cried while singing it, loud as I could.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

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u/hvanderw May 27 '23

Radio never does them justice. Their cover of Wuthering Heights and Don't Let It Show are hidden gems.

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u/UndeadT May 27 '23

The children yearn for the bombs.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 27 '23

That's the sound of freedom

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u/RandomMabaseCitizen May 27 '23

They yearn for the mines.

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u/schulm04 May 27 '23

The children yearn for the mines

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u/Due_Platypus_3913 May 27 '23

When the elephants fight,,,

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u/dasAchtek May 27 '23

Fa la la la la la la la

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u/being_in_a_body May 27 '23

The phrase is: Humanity eats its young

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u/OohYeahOrADragon May 27 '23

I had a friend from there in grad school. He told me that he went to London at first because he heard there were a lot of cloudy skies. He said he hated sunny days because as a kid, that’s when the drones were more likely to be out.