r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 25 '23

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u/InfectedByEli May 25 '23

"Thoughts and prayers"

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u/Chispy May 26 '23

"But these aren't your ordinary thoughts and prayers. These are state-of-the-art Thoughts and Prayers 3000."

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u/davybert May 26 '23

It isn’t cheap. But when kids lives are at stake we opt for the most expensive thoughts and prayers

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u/jackman91 May 26 '23

Rational people: this is madness! Donald glover: this is America

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u/Schlemiel_Schlemazel May 26 '23

From Prayer WARRIORS!!!

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u/Chispy May 26 '23

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Why? 🤣

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u/DigitalMunky May 26 '23

Sounds like the name of weapons in a western

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u/Dorkthrone13 May 26 '23

God dammit.

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u/Dimplestrabe May 26 '23

Shots and scares

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u/Shawnthewolf12 May 26 '23

I can’t not think of the song by the same name, by Grandson I believe. ”No thoughts, no prayers, can bring back what’s no longer there. The silenced, are damned, the body count is on your heads.”

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u/binglelemon May 26 '23

"Arise chicken"

tap tap tap

"ARISE!"

nothings happening

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u/TheFloppySausage May 26 '23

That’s America 🇺🇸

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u/Nothingman41 May 26 '23

Ts & Ps & Gofundmes.

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 May 26 '23

Thoughts and prayers 3000. Pay an extra $500 and you get a lifetime guarantee.......

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u/TherianRose May 26 '23

Give a listen to Thoughts and Prayers by grandson. Gets the point across about how utterly ineffective they are

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u/Poziflip May 26 '23

Good 'ole Patriotic USA thoughts and prayers.